Squid

An uncircumcised penis with extra skin.

You can’t use that squid for waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Squid

Someone with stomach issues who goes swimming in a pool and, after being startled or moving in the wrong direction, blows a cloud of diarrhea into the water. This is usually followed by a hasty retreat from the scene.

The pool bar was closed for the rest of the afternoon after some drunk chick pulled a squid after lunch.

by JimboG April 10, 2019

Squiddy

The term used to describe a woman who is edgy, very good looking and above all the life of the party. Typically squiddy girls grab the attention of the weird guys in the party.

“Wow that girl Phoebe is so squiddy”

by Spackielalala August 30, 2019

Squid

A child molester.

Hey Joe, look at that squid goof over there.

by Poonpounder77 September 9, 2019

squidgecunt

A bit of good side action but often smelling a bit like garbage

Harry ain't been round much since his new squidgecunt done got him runnin mad

by Enderboyplayzyt June 14, 2019

Squid Marks

Another name for a person's tattoos.

"Check out the squid marks on that guy! That is some serious ink!"

by Fatty Bearsteak September 10, 2019

Squidaholic

Someone who has sucked them self off whilst fingering Millie

I just did a squidaholic

by You a pickle September 23, 2019