Spider-Man jerk

When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.

My mum just went blind from my Spider-Man jerk

by Bigppman69 February 29, 2020

Skider

A Skider is a type of dog who can't jump and can't bite, he shits on the floor and gives you ticks.

Wow that dumb Skider, he just gave me ticks again.

by Boogingi May 6, 2020

Spiderection

The process in which peter parker, the protagonist of the Spiderman films, creams himself over the girl he's simping for at that moment in time.

B E T E R has an spiderection for mary jane watson.

by Ottovonoof May 13, 2020

Spider

A demon that enjoys scarring the living shit out of innocent peapol.

Oh my God it's a demon! Oh no it's just a spider. Oh God it a SPIDER!!!

by Why me? July 25, 2020

Spider-Manned

When you cum in the ass and after you pull out they blow fart the cum back on you sticking to whatever it lands on first.

My girl let me fuck her in the ass and she spider-manned my face.

by Mind Ninja 14 August 4, 2020

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

Spider-Man'd

To ejaculate into ones hand and then fling semen at one's enemies as a defense mechanism

That mugger almost got me but luckily someone jumped out of the alley and spider-man'd him

by Red hood and the outlaws December 29, 2020