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Shuffle and Deal

To pack a bong and hand it to someone else for smoking.
Matthew, I’m wrecked, won’t you shuffle and deal?
by The Hylander July 20, 2018
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Gangsta Shuffle

It's how a rapper dances on stage and/or movie videos.
To do the Gangsta Shuffle, you have your thumb and forefinger out (or all fingers out but closed together) and you move your shoulders back and forth while sometimes pointing to your crotch.
by PinkBubblegum October 21, 2010
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Carolina Shuffle

Carolina Shuffle is used to describe how slow niggers walk when they get to the street when the light turns yellow and they walk out into traffic that now can not progress forward since the nigger is in the way. The light is now red and the nigger is now blocking traffic staring into the eyes of the drivers who can't get to work while the nigger goes to KFC to spend your tax dollars on his chicken.
Niggers do the Carolina Shuffle by walking slow into traffic to block it on your way to work.
by Water Boar August 25, 2022
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Devious Shuffle

The act of singing "Every day I'm shufflin'" from LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem and then stepping on an opened bottle of Elmer's glue, typically in another person's space.
Person 1: "Why is there glue on the floor?!"
Person 2: "Someone must've done a Devious Shuffle."
by lateregistrant January 9, 2024
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Autistic shuffle

Andrue is a autistic shuffle fanatic!
by The lexi March 21, 2024
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AirPod shuffle

The process of rotating left and right AirPods between your ears and the battery case to keep a long phone call going.
I was on the phone for five hours! Had to do the AirPod shuffle.
by Pinson Close November 24, 2020
mugGet the AirPod shufflemug.

masheeshka shuffle

when your girlfriend walks in on you while masterbaiting and you ejaculate onto a shish kabob.
super bowl Sunday I invited

my girlfriend walked in on me while doing the masheeshka shuffle.
by here.kittie.kittie.0 July 26, 2023
mugGet the masheeshka shufflemug.

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