Power shower

The act of taking a shower, pleasuring yourself and starting your day feeling sparkling clean and rejuvenated.

Men and women cannot completely seize the day without a power shower

by Jamiegets December 1, 2015

Febreze shower

To spray oneself with Frebreze as a alternative to bathing.

See "Mexican Shower"

"Man, Dave smells like he took a Mexican Shower."

"No, I think he actually took a Febreze shower."

by Digitalbath November 13, 2009

Shower toe jam

Stepping into the shower realizing that you just stepped in your roomates jiz.

"When John woke up he went to the bathroom, slipped on some shower toe jam and broke his neck."

by goatsniffer January 18, 2008

Shower Schizophrenia

When your shower randomly changes to the polar opposite temperature in a matter of seconds.

Joe: Hey, i'm gonna take a shower.
Carter: Alright
Minutes later....
Joe: AHHHHH FUCK!
Carter: Shit, i forgot to tell him about the shower schizophrenia

by Jrod0708 June 24, 2010

butt shower

A shower for you buttocks, esp. after having explosive diarrhea ; any large-scale washing of a body part

Simon took a butt shower after he exploded on the toilet.

by Goldenkirby December 16, 2006

Peruvian Shower

Showering one self with large amounts of old spice in order to hide the horrible stench of body oder.

Dude u haven't showered in days and smell like ass. Why don't you take a peruvian shower before we go to the party.

by javier pendejo December 4, 2009

The Cisco Shower

To consume a large amount of cheap malted alcoholic beverage to the point of nausea..then hooking up with a girl..and finally getting her to strattle you...as you insert your penis..you projectile vomit all over her breasts...a shower of Cisco malt beverage

Casanovia college, NY. A guy named Mike met a cute redheaded girl..while playing the drinking game "asshole"..they hit it off and to her dorm room they go..only to finally vomit on her tits..and finally in a naked fury and vomiting over the side of her bed...to loudly fart in her face..ass only about 6 inches from her nose...THE CISCO SHOWER...then back to Shirley, NY it is...

by Mike Ev. September 18, 2005