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Sergio

Sergio is a freshman built like a little boy. He is skinny as hell and has an egg-shaped head. He is gay and never will lose his virginity, to a girl, however, he will lose it to a boy named Patrick.
Sergio was at a party filled with gay boys named Patrick.
by hyperion7710 May 21, 2019
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semiotic

person with just one functional eye
David Bowie is semiotic
by Journas October 9, 2003
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serious shit

when reuben is on the front lines of a war
Kristen: OMG, THEY'RE INITIATING THE DRAFT
Reuben: We could be in some serious shit, literally.
by reubz August 16, 2012
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Senior Erotica

Sexy dreams including thoughts of tandem bike rides and splashing around in a lake.
My co-worker came into a meeting today and told me about his senior erotica.
by atlfunnygirl April 20, 2010
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Forest Lake Senior High School

Forest Lake Senior High School is a microcosm of the city of Forest Lake. Sadly, most of its graduates can't even pronounce microcosm, let alone know what it means. The school can be described briefly with three words - racist, drugs, and idiocracy.

The school is a Frankenstein's monster of a building - the school was expanded instead of torn down like it right well should have been. Classroom numbering is random and sporatic, and many students get lost looking for classes even through their senior year.

The school is known for it's FFA (Future Farmers of America) program. Unless you're a member of one of the several big, important families in the area (the ones that own major farms, or recreational vehicle dealerships), you don't give a flying fuck about it. More than likely you're high off your ass in class while some poor schmuck attempts to teach you basic grammar thanks to NCLB.

The school is also well known within theater, debate and speech circuits. Again, not many people care. In fact, the school doesn't even care. Instead of displaying recent victories of the above organizations, they'd rather keep a trophy case full of football and hockey trophies from the 80s, when the Forest Lake Rangers actually won games. To anyone with a brain, that should describe the mentality and demographic of the school more than I ever could.
Principal beginning graduation speech: "Start your tractors! Start your tractors!"

Student: "I fucking hate this school."

Student 1: "You have any drugs?"
Student 2: "You kidding? Everything at Forest Lake Senior High School is drugs! The chairs are drugs, the carpet is drugs, the desks are drugs..."
by P1ntsize_Anthro November 15, 2011
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Sergio

That guy is such a Sergio
by yeetoooo September 19, 2018
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Senior man

A Nigerian slang used to insult a person with an abnormally small penis
That our boss henry is a senior man down there
by Harveyxyz September 7, 2021
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