Homie Smooch

Giving your homie a hug since kissing is gay sometimes

Id give you a "homie smooch" but im too drunk right now

by Sweetdeadlytears January 30, 2024

Goober Smooch

One who smooches (kisses) another’s goober (penis)
The could also be another term for Meat Riding

“Shut the fuck up Goober Smooch.”
“You are such a Goober Smooch.”

by Brennanpp January 3, 2024

Ground Smooch

A kiss that you give someone on the floor

Oi Moony! Your husband wants a Ground Smooch!

by MarleneMcBadAss December 26, 2024

Chocolate smooch

The act of defecating on a woman's labia then providing oral sex

I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches from those lips !

by Dr Dill Doe March 5, 2025

Kooch Smooch

An imprint of the female genitalia left after sitting naked, for example after using talcum powder.

You've left a kooch smooch on that chair!

by Teuchtar73 May 10, 2025

scandanavian scotch diving board

laying your tip on someone’s open mouth and pouring scotch down your shaft

rob tried to give me the ole scandanavian scotch diving board last night but it was too small

by Averagefloridian July 3, 2025

Southlake Smooch

a phenomenon when you kiss a woman with lip filler and it leaks into your mouth.

bro she gave me the southlake smooch and i accidentally swallowed it

by BigDaddyJD January 28, 2026