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Homie Smooch

Giving your homie a hug since kissing is gay sometimes
Id give you a "homie smooch" but im too drunk right now
by Sweetdeadlytears January 30, 2024
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Goober Smooch

One who smooches (kisses) another’s goober (penis)
The could also be another term for Meat Riding
Shut the fuck up Goober Smooch.”
You are such a Goober Smooch.”
by Brennanpp January 3, 2024
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Ground Smooch

Oi Moony! Your husband wants a Ground Smooch!
by MarleneMcBadAss December 26, 2024
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Chocolate smooch

The act of defecating on a woman's labia then providing oral sex
I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches from those lips !
by Dr Dill Doe March 5, 2025
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Kooch Smooch

An imprint of the female genitalia left after sitting naked, for example after using talcum powder.
You've left a kooch smooch on that chair!
by Teuchtar73 May 10, 2025
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scandanavian scotch diving board

laying your tip on someone’s open mouth and pouring scotch down your shaft
rob tried to give me the ole scandanavian scotch diving board last night but it was too small
by Averagefloridian July 3, 2025
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Southlake Smooch

a phenomenon when you kiss a woman with lip filler and it leaks into your mouth.
bro she gave me the southlake smooch and i accidentally swallowed it
by BigDaddyJD January 28, 2026
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