santas naughty list

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by fattyforehead January 1, 2012

Santana

A charming boy with curly hair that give good sex and will please any girl he will be rich and play in the nba with the love of his life all girls fall in love with his big cock

Santana has a big cock

by Tanaman April 12, 2019

Santa Clara

the place wouldnt be so bad, but surly fuckin lives there. so it pretty much sucks hella dick.

surly is a bitch ass hoe, and she lives in santa clara.

by chicken head October 27, 2003

Santa Claus

While receiving fellatio, hide two handfuls of cotton balls behind your back. Finish on the broads face, then apply the cotton balls for a Santa like beard.

After unwrapping my Christmas gifts from Kesha, I gave her one hell of a Santa Claus

by Trim Reaper December 2, 2009

santa

a paedophile

'You WILL be good this year won't you?'

by weirdoness December 27, 2003

Santa

Oh my god!!!!! Has anyone noticed that Santa and Satan could be the SAME PERSON?! Seriously, look at the spellings.

Santa
Satan

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

Santa

Fat white guy who breaks into your house while everyone is asleep to eat your cookies and drink your milk.

Bob: "God dammit, I'm out of cookies and milk again!"
Santa: "Hohoho, merry christmas!"

by jawbreakerLOL February 19, 2010