Valid Salad 

The interjected exclamation following a statement that is true, or that the speaker of the phrase agrees with. Phrase use should have absolutely no correlation to food, as the irony is lost...

"My girlfriend is the stupidest girl in town."
"Why, man?"
"She doesn't know how to spell 'facetious'."
"Valid salad."

Valid Salad by danjdber September 11, 2009

Salad 

A bowl of vegetables, usually green, that is healthy. Examples: Lettuce Tomato Celery Carrots Onions Cabbage Sometimes topped with Dressings. Can also be a fruit salad.

Boy, is this Fruit Salad good. So is this vegetable Salad.

Salad by Dee Gooplah July 1, 2006

tossing his salad 

syn. for 'eating out/licking his asshole'

She was tossing his salad until the taste made her barf.

tossing his salad by King Shit January 18, 2003

Egg Salad 

The act of inserting an egg into someones rectum as they are sleeping, or passed out. Upon reawakening they automatically clench their buttox in surprise of the foreign object causing it to break, therefore releasing large amounts of gooey brown and yellow "egg salad".

While John slept Timothy, and Anthony gave him a rearend full of egg salad.

Egg Salad by MentholMan December 14, 2008

noob salad 

a collection of very different people who, despite being different, are all still noobs. can refer to gang of noobs.

ill pwn you and your noob salad.

noob salad by Mike Matthews December 23, 2007

toss your salad 

To mix up a salad. What else did you think it meant?

Husband: "Hey honey, want me to toss your salad?"
Wife: "Sure! That'd be great."

toss your salad by babychar August 22, 2011

Heavy Salad 

Heavy salad is the saying of when one is feeling down with life. When one is down, just curse, instead of abuse about somebody that you hate, just mention heavy salad.

Emo 1: "Ahh, life sucks."
Emo 2: "Yes, nobody understands me."
Emo 1: "Heavy salad."

Heavy Salad by MrTadius December 10, 2007