salty

A cringy way of saying angry or pissed off.

I was really salty when Matt stole my money.

by majorlanguage July 6, 2017

Salty

When a sugar daddy is broke he is salty.

When he showed up in a Honda I knew he was salty.

by Sugarnotsalt September 5, 2013

Salty

adjective describing someone who is bitter about something

After her boy dumped her she was totally salty.

by Oz February 3, 2005

safety police

Police men or women who didnt meet the requirements to be a real cop. Also, people, who want to look like a cop, without the responsibility. A.K.A. "special police". Some of the negatives of being a safety policeperson are: No gun, maybe hairspray, No handcuffs, just plastic zip ties, and the worst of all: You get to drive in a 15 year old out of commission police car. If youre lucky, it will be a crown victoria, sometimes its a Taurus, and even worse, a minivan. Usually identified by a big yellow reflective stripe that is falling off of their old squad car. When you see the saftey police, it is customary in these parts to honk twice to let them know how insignifcant they are.

"Hey buddy, maybe you shouldnt park going across 3 handicapped parking spots. I see a cop car right there, you might get a ticket."
"Its just the safety police. Go ask him for change for the meter."

by AntonV October 1, 2005

Salty

Adj.

Used in reference to offensive or not-safe-for church language.

Probably originated due to the opinion/stereotype? that sailors swear a lot.

I asked him if that was his wife's car and he called me a bunch of curse words. Damn that was some salty language!

by Lou Stenspayce December 15, 2003

Salty Pirate

A girl is giving you head, and right before you cum, you pull your dick out and squirt it in her eye so she is blinded. Then, when she stands up, you kick her as hard as you can in the shin so she hobbles around like she has a peg leg. GROWL!

I pulled the Salty Pirate on LaFawnda last night; I'm single today.

by BAM -- I'm scene! January 31, 2005

salty shamrock

the taste when you eat out an irish girl that just peed

damn I ate out that irish bitch and she tasted like a salty shamrock

by Veronika December 31, 2007