Eg:
- “Aaron doesn’t even have a high bar and he stump punches.”
- “Why did he go home with that?”
“Because Aaron’s a rotten stump puncher.”
- “Did you see the stump Randall punched last night?”
- “Aaron doesn’t even have a high bar and he stump punches.”
- “Why did he go home with that?”
“Because Aaron’s a rotten stump puncher.”
- “Did you see the stump Randall punched last night?”
by BadAzzStandards April 22, 2018
Get the stump puncher mug.When you are having sex with a chick and you mouth-fuck her till you spew then punch her in the face afterwards causing her to spit the jizz everywhere, ie, like Rocky Balboa getting punched.
I love my girlfriend, I gave her three rocky balboa thunder punches and she still wanted to eat my dick.
by Poondog69 May 1, 2011
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Eating spicy food before a fight, then pooping diarhea over your fist in order to make a double dose of pain on your opponent.
by Sooperpoopscooper May 30, 2011
Get the Flaming Shit Punch mug.When two guys bail on a trip because of a pretend car problems. On guy bends over looking into the car, while the other does him from behind and punches him in the head.
Q: Hey, I thought Nick was going dirtbiking with us, where is he?
A:
Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.
A:
Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.
by Fatass650 October 23, 2011
Get the Metcalf Donkey Punch mug.when someone shoots themselves in the head with two guns at the same time, one on one temple and one on the other temple. the bullets meet in the center and explode
that guy killed himself, two hole punch style.
best way to shoot yourself in the head is to do a two hole punch.
best way to shoot yourself in the head is to do a two hole punch.
by StepOFFGeorge April 6, 2013
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Get the turd puncher mug.The act of licking ones fist, and punching someone so hard in the anus, that they become impregnated.
The actual method of conception used in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Junior. It wasn't mentioned much in the film.
The name is somewhat misleading, as it refers to punching someone in the rectum, not the vagina.
The actual method of conception used in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Junior. It wasn't mentioned much in the film.
The name is somewhat misleading, as it refers to punching someone in the rectum, not the vagina.
Gary: Derp di derp di derp di derp
Martyn: Don't make me Sloppy Cunt Punch you.
Danny DeVito: Hold Still. BAM!
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby!
(deep voice)
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT! Richter!!!!!
Martyn: Don't make me Sloppy Cunt Punch you.
Danny DeVito: Hold Still. BAM!
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby!
(deep voice)
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT! Richter!!!!!
by Markla January 10, 2008
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