poem

a rhyme or sum thing

E-Hey! Watch my poem
J-Sure
E- Roses are red, Violets are blue, Scooby Doo, Just like youu!

by alola! July 2, 2023

Preemptive trolling

The act of writing social media posts to create a screen around the person/thing you are supporting. The post will assert that anyone complaining or questioning your issue is a cooker, idiot, racist, bigot, L/RWNJ, political shill or similar. This is particularly the case when discussing matters of opinion, as opposed to matters of fact.
Examples would be “Those who vote against the upcoming …… are ……. “, or “If you think……., you ARE the problem”.

“That’s some nice preemptive trolling there, not too keen to defend your point then?” “His posts on twitter are just bulls$#t, nothing but preemptive trolling to shut down discussion”

by Piiilot July 18, 2023

Poempaloemps

A small fart. Usually referring to something cute and small such as a baby.

Your baby is such a poempaloemps.

by MetaStable August 20, 2024

Premature inhalation

Prematurely inhaling off the bong. Inhaling too early so u can't actually get a hit.

She put the light to the bong but failed to get a hit causing premature inhalation

by BadbossBobbi September 9, 2023

premedicated crime

A "big no-no" dat was committed due to da perpetrator's being spaced out on pharmaceuticals at da time.

Da "Twinkie defense" wouldn't work as an excuse for committing a premedicated crime, since candy isn't a prescribed drug. That reasoning doesn't make a bit of sense, does it? Well, cut me some slack --- as Gary Larson said in an ultra-absurdly "far-out" drawing in his "The Far Side" comic strip, "It was late and I was tired" when I composed this one. :P

by QuacksO October 11, 2023

Prem

prem is a girl who is very flirty (not really good at it though) and gay sher always talks to ais and is very GAY simp for SALINA! and really just friends she find hot please dont ever become a prem theres already one we dont need 2

omg look at her she must be a PREM

DAMN IS SHE SIMPING OVER HYUNJIN THAT MUST BE A PREM

by CRISPYBACON1234 October 31, 2023

poem 1 by mya

Poem 1 by mya

Sat at a lonely bus stop, thinking about my past, present and future.
My life hast been all rainbows and butterfly's and yet neither is my present.
One thing though is that I've learnt how to become best friends with the feeling of knowing tomorrow may be the same as yesterday and the day before and the same as now or even that there might not be a day for me tomorrow because the future is the most unexpected.

But yet again iam now sat at a depressing bus stop thinking about the past, present and future.
I'll learn to love those 3 words but for now I'll learn how to cope with the feeling of the not knowing and remembering and feeling.

It's okay poem 1 by mya

by Fairymimoolooloo December 28, 2023