politician 

a soul deprived being that somehow people actually like (reminds me of furries)

You: I saw a furry earlier today.
Friend: Don't you mean a politician?
You: Meh, what is the difference.

politician by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 13, 2018

Political suicide 

(To commit ): to do anything and everything possible to sabotage your own political future.

Making stupid mistakes and decisions during your political campaign, even before your gain the office you are running for, is also considered political suicide

Political suicide by Uncle Dimma March 27, 2021

Political juggernaut 

An individual who is very skilled at debating politics and issues related to it, but the tactics they employ to win arguments are often quite brutal and disrespectful.

Karen: Hey. You look like you are stressed out. What is wrong?
Ezio: I got into a disagreement with Gary. He is interesting to talk to sometimes about politics because of how passionate he is about it; but often times he is so determined to win political disagreements that he can become very cruel and inconsiderate of how other people feel about the issue.
Karen: He sounds like he is a political juggernaut.

Political juggernaut by Vanguard 1998 June 19, 2021

political deity 

Trump

In the entire history of the United States of America there has never been a more corrupt, irresponsible, self-serving, universally disrespectful and superlative victim/grift-meister than DJ Trump; how anyone with even rudimentary critical thinking skills or an agenda marginally outside of internally conflicting confirmation-bias embarrassment could envision this sociopathic narcissist as some form of political deity is beyond comprehension. Sometimes a piece of shit is just a piece of shit no matter how hard you wish it wasn’t; it just is, and believing or wishing something different just make you look like a dumbass.

political deity by YAWA July 18, 2023

A politic 

Someone who spent the first 20 years of adulthood in their mum's basement playing Fortnite

He's clearly a politic

A politic by Mr. U. Dictionary November 6, 2019

Incompetent politicians

What the swamp is chalk full of

You can't fix incompetent politicians, but you can vote them out.

Incompetent politicians by Uncle Dimma January 18, 2022

self proclaimed political enthusiast 

A person who thinks they know stuff about politics so when they are asked about it their answer is "I am a self proclaimed political enthusiasts I can't tell you my input without sounding big headed".But they really have no clue what's going on ever.

Who do you support for president?
"Sorry I am a self proclaimed political enthusiast" I can't say because my opinion is better

*secretly has no idea who is even running*

self proclaimed political enthusiast by Dhakabsbs June 23, 2016