Pleasure Gums

A term used when a person has massive gums and you get that instant sexual urge to stroke them.

Kevin Bacon: "Gee whiz Barry, did you see that tart at the local Fishermans Club?"

Barry: "I sure did 80's movie star, Kevin Bacon. She had a fine set of pleasure gums!"

Kevin Bacon: "What i wouldnt give to pick the crumbs out of those pleasure gums!"

Barry: "Oh Kevin, you buffoon!"

by Ainsley Harriot Activist March 27, 2010

Pleasure Shock

Its like having a Luther Vandross song injected into your bloodstream while being fanned by goddesses and trippin on LSD. Then you die. Thats the shock part.

-"Dude, last night we right in the middle of the deed and I see her just freeze up!"
-"High five bro, thats Pleasure Shock."

by Amputated Clotbone June 18, 2010

Pleasure Twigs

(noun) Your fingers when engaged in the act of masturbation.

Sarah's pleasure twigs were on fire when she saw my delicious gums flapping in the breeze.

by dsahraie June 22, 2010

Pexapoor

Poorer than poor. Working every day of your life just to live below the poverty line

Buddy 1: Hey want to grab some beers tonight?

Buddy 2: Nah....forget beer, I can't even afford my next meal. I am pexapoor.

by Willie21 December 14, 2010

Pleach

1. To cross one's arms.

2. To fold down vertical branches in a hedge and weave them together, like folded arms, to restructure the hedge.

He pleached his arms...

by Lofty Heights July 20, 2011

pleaner

a usually male boss for a group of Latina cleaning ladies. He's the guy you call and he'll send some women to go clean your place. He is like a pimp but for the cleaning ladies.

I need someone to clean my apartment. Maybe I should call Juan- he's a pleaner. He can hook me up for cheap.

by zzzsleep September 24, 2013

plead trolling

Trying to save face after you lose an online debate by claiming it was all a prank and you were somehow controlling your opponent.

I've run out of arguments and I'm tired, so I'm going to plead trolling instead of not posting anymore or resuming later.

by RJ45L October 22, 2013