Crying Panda

One of the dirtiest moves performed during/after sexual intercourse. The Crying Panda requires the man to be on top
and have impeccable timing. As the man reaches climax he pulls out, ejaculating on the woman's stomach at which point he positions his rectum over the area her thighs meet. Then simultaneously he relieves his bowels and and punches her in both eyes. If successful the end result will should remind you somewhat of a crying panda.

Hey, is it alright if I sleep with your ex?

Yes as long as you give her a crying panda when you're finished.

by NakedMan5000 December 29, 2011

Sad Panda

When you are receiving oral pleasure and the person delivering the pleasure is crying from the two black eyes you gave them for not doing it right first time.

She was lousy at giving head and after giving her two black eyes I got the Sad Panda onto it. I think the tears really helped

by Muffinateherface July 2, 2017

Panda Bear

When a girl is giving you head, right before you blow your load punch her in both eyes. Once both eyes have been sufficiently punched, you then nut all over her face. That way, she has two black eyes and a white face, just like a panda bear.

Steve: Hey man did you get laid last night?

Brian: Hell no, bitch only gave me head, so i gave her the panda bear. Now she knows head aint enough.

by youngcrockett October 27, 2009

Panda Bird

A rare mammal which can be seen wondering the streets of Studley. It is very tall and skinny and has yellow goofy teeth.

God, theres Panda Bird. Lets get the fuck out of here.

by Paul November 24, 2003

payday

1. a candy bar
2. teh day on which you get paid
3. an erection
4. to blow your load

i was eating a Payday tm on payday, when i say this beutiful body, so i got an emidiate payday. I walked over, found out she was a hore, so i bought her services. 3 mins latter i paydayed

by irockusuck69 July 7, 2005

panda pouch

an anoying asian usually crossing the street at a very slow pase at the wrong f@cking time! (POSSIBLY A COMPUTER GEEK)

get the hell outta the way PANDA POUCH!

by mcmuffin217 January 19, 2009

Panda Paws

Feet so dirty from walking outside without shoes they look like Panda paws.

Sheena left her shoes in his car but she walked home and came in with Panda Paws.

by Sky20051965 February 25, 2009