A surreal dud, con or fraud.
Probably the most famous Monty Python sketch.
A customer returns to a pet shop where he was originally conned into buying a dead parrot.
Regardless of the extremes the customer goes to prove the parrot is dead (he even whacks the dead bird off a hard surface) the seller insists the parrot is as still as alive as it was previous.
Also known as the blue parrot sketch.
Probably the most famous Monty Python sketch.
A customer returns to a pet shop where he was originally conned into buying a dead parrot.
Regardless of the extremes the customer goes to prove the parrot is dead (he even whacks the dead bird off a hard surface) the seller insists the parrot is as still as alive as it was previous.
Also known as the blue parrot sketch.
by irritant August 4, 2004
Get the dead parrot mug.term used to describe a paramedic that think's he/she know's more than another fellow paramedic(s), but in fact that person usally know's less than the other paramedic's he/she works with and is usally disliked by fellow medics.
medic1: ya all you know i had that pt under control.
medic2: the pt coded and died.
medic1: i still had that pt under contol noone could have ever done better than i did.
medic3: medic1 your such a paragod, a emt-b could have done better than what you did.
medic2: the pt coded and died.
medic1: i still had that pt under contol noone could have ever done better than i did.
medic3: medic1 your such a paragod, a emt-b could have done better than what you did.
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Juggrassic Park is a state of mind that one can only achieve after heavy drinking. Finding Juggrassic Park is not easy. It involves a reasonable amount of insanity, a lot of drinking, and not blacking out or passing out.
You can tell if someone else is in Juggrassic Park if they start saying or doing crazy things for a long period of time. Usually this is done while wearing a boonie hat or helmet
Professor Charles Xavier from X-men is the ruler of Juggrassic Park. If you or anyone you know has fought anyone while in Juggrassic Park, they were probably Charles' Juggeraptors.
Shit is always falling in Juggrassic Park. Be nice to Charles.
Please note that "Charles" is always pronounced "Chaales."
Juggrassic Park is a state of mind that one can only achieve after heavy drinking. Finding Juggrassic Park is not easy. It involves a reasonable amount of insanity, a lot of drinking, and not blacking out or passing out.
You can tell if someone else is in Juggrassic Park if they start saying or doing crazy things for a long period of time. Usually this is done while wearing a boonie hat or helmet
Professor Charles Xavier from X-men is the ruler of Juggrassic Park. If you or anyone you know has fought anyone while in Juggrassic Park, they were probably Charles' Juggeraptors.
Shit is always falling in Juggrassic Park. Be nice to Charles.
Please note that "Charles" is always pronounced "Chaales."
"Listen, We ALL get lost on the way to Juggrassic Park. Sebastian from the Little Mermaid said to take a left at the coral.....
Charles you know damn well the last time I went to Juggrassic Park to get the haircut by a velociraptor, I left with a tattoo on my nuts, a prince albert, got some graphics on my asshairs, plus i got a new tattoo on my chest saying 'Long-dick Willy'
Fuck knockin'! Let me in!"
Charles you know damn well the last time I went to Juggrassic Park to get the haircut by a velociraptor, I left with a tattoo on my nuts, a prince albert, got some graphics on my asshairs, plus i got a new tattoo on my chest saying 'Long-dick Willy'
Fuck knockin'! Let me in!"
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