onioncutter

noun

A person who is so damned good at making you cry that they must be cheating somehow.

verb form:

onioncutting

A person who is in the act of being an onioncutter.

(after watching exurb1a's "Misery was")

me: "Damned onioncutter bastard, I wanted to keep my tear-ducts intact!"

by EpiphanyThoughts March 18, 2019

Onion

1. Someone or something that tastes so spicy (even if it did not comes from an onion plant) that it makes want to vomit
2. A vegetable that comes from the onion plant
3. An ounce of a drug

1.Jack's friends licked him and said, "Bruh, you're an onion," even though he was a human.
2. This onion is spicy.
3. This bottle has 5 onions so it weighs 5 ounces.

by DictionaryGuy5000 April 7, 2019

Onions

Tor, or the reason why most people use incognito mode

"onions have layers"

by _Omniscience June 2, 2019

Onion

$100, usually in the form of a white casino chip. Frequently used by gamblers trying to borrow money.

“Yo, let me hold an onion until tomorrow.”

by Snowflake2.0 June 16, 2019

Onion

A vegetable that tastes peculiar
It can be peeled and used as an ingredient
Also if u cut it like an idiot, it retaliates and blinds you

Onions have layers

-Shrek

by Intellectual Minecrafter July 14, 2019

Onion

One of the most holy items in church of the cheesecake some named it will go to cipolla heaven where the cheesecake meets earth and creates a paridise where there are rivers of Italian lemon blood and butterscotch cinnamon pie 🥧 everywhere unlike lemon hell where evil lemons turn you into a demon

MAY ONIONS AND CHEESE COMBINE INTO GODS

by ONION!!!!!!! August 8, 2019

Onlone

Combination of the words online and alone.
You are online on a platform or game, yet nobody else is online, or none of your friends are online. Meaning you are still alone even online.

Nobody is online? I'm onlone...

What did you do yesterday?
-I was gaming onlone.

by EdFrees August 26, 2019