Wad block

A box of tissues used specifically for catching semen while masturbating.

Got a new wad block, I'm going home to watch some pr0n

by HRabbit October 13, 2016

butt block

A square turd. A rectangular prism of a hearty black turd. It consists of a very rough texture. It is usually painful and sometines stringy. It pops out slow and hurts for a while afterwords.

You may also be considered a butt block if you are an asshole with a square jaw, face, or if you have a square-like personality.

"After I squeezed out that massive butt block, I had to show my mom so she could take me to the doctor." "I obtained some but damage." "My dog, jerry, left a quality butt block on my nieghbors lawn."

by Madman464 March 5, 2011

murda block

A neighborhood that gets very treacherous late at night. Like Northeast Yonkers.

“I was posted on Murda Block last night. It gets wicked out there.”

by segregatedsoldier December 6, 2021

Student's Block

A serious condition when a person finds themselves unable to revise, study or concentrate on school work. Generally involves procrastination, spending time uselessly and using every excuse to avoid doing any work.

Person 1: Hey! We've got an exam in January, have you revised?
Person 2: Lol no, I've had student's block all Christmas

by converts December 27, 2011

Glock Blocked

One who prevents another from harming or killing someone else.

"Man I was totally gonna kill them before you Glock Blocked me."

by Anonydudette February 8, 2019

Cinder blocking

When a fat man slams his stomach on the top of a male or femals head while recieving a blow job.

Hey jed, dont't you know that bears love it when your cinder blocking them!

Shit! Im sorry Jenn! I didn't mean to tell everyone about me cinder blocking you into a coma.

by Brutal mf July 9, 2011

cool block

the shutting down of a parent trying to be cool, hip, with it, or boss by one of their children.

Dad: "good-by...(oh, uh) Peace..."
Daughter: *turns away*
Mother: "She just cool blocked you"

by forjarvis November 13, 2011