Jade is the name of a girl who is extremely overweight. This girl smells like rotten fish mixed with 8 week old eggs. She is considered pip under all circumstances.
by DefinitelyNotShenan September 24, 2020
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Get the JADE mug.Jade a very hot and sexy person you will never find a better girl or girlfriend then jade she is sometimes not so kind but doesn't mean to come off that way she is the most beautiful girl you will meet.
Bob the builder: Jade is so hot ❤
Gerald: I know right *looks at her then faints*
Jade: *starts laughing and says thank you*
Gerald: I know right *looks at her then faints*
Jade: *starts laughing and says thank you*
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by jadetheonisionlover February 14, 2017
Get the jade howard mug.A great friend with a short fuse ready to defend you at moments notice. Jade is often a silly goose but can sometimes be a scary goose.
Jade is such a goose
by Serious Duck January 8, 2025
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its location is unknown by anyone but jade unfortunaly
its location is unknown by anyone but jade unfortunaly
by trip trip March 24, 2012
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