fat bread

When you or an acquaintance makes good money.

Paul: Got my paycheck, $350.
Me: Fuck man you're makin' fat bread.
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Me: Can you afford a PS3?
Brother: Yes, I make fat bread.

by GI48 July 10, 2006

fat smacker

1. a gluttonous human. 2. a spoiled child.

i have to serve all these fat smackers at chuck e cheese

by McNa$ty August 5, 2012

fat lap

The process of driving around the whole town with the intention of finding something to do. Often performed under cases of boredom

me an shaun are gonna take a fat lap, be back soon

by Macasarus December 8, 2007

fat gangsta

the one in a group who although obease is the one who makes things happen like being able to shut up a chav or if a chav is the only desent one

chav:oy u twats ya mum

fat gangsta:ooo big words from a little boy

chav:ill bash u up innit

fat gangsta: bring it on u little chav
then more chvs come who get beaten up by he fat gangstsa

by geeza July 24, 2008

fat sue

a guaranteed, slightly overweight concubine usually done in the biblical sense after much drinking while totally ignoring her, then dragging her to do the nasty at 1:45AM. She must always be appreciative, and go away when deed is done!

Man, Bob grabbed fat Sue again last night. oh well, better than rosey palm! booty}

by Bob from catland January 8, 2012

Fat Kelly

A coworker so odious they never does their job and makes more work for everyone else but gets paid more than you. Typically is really fat, small minded, shops online during work hours, and leaves work before everyone else. Also they are really good at lying about being sick and abusing FMLA leave.

Damn, Marissa is such a fat kelly! She was on Facebook all day during work while I had to handle all the sales calls and deal with all the people she pissed off.

by Chedwardo June 4, 2018

Fat Shaggy

An overweight or obese dirty blonde man who has neglected to maintain his hair for an extended period of time, giving him a resemblance to a fat Norville "Shaggy" Rogers from the cartoon Scooby-Doo.

I forgot to get my hair cut and now I look like a fat shaggy.

by Haikon March 4, 2011