needle

Sticking your dong where it don't belong.

Did you hear about Jerry? He died because he tried to have sex with an electrical outlet.

by Dontavius December 12, 2004

need some tissues

Verb. To be in a situation where bodily fluids, typically but not necessarily semen, are in urgent need of cleaning up.

"He's got three stacks of Playboys in his room? Man. He's gonna need some tissues."

"Fuckin hell dude, I'm coming down with that killer cold that's been going around. I'm really gonna need some tissues."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

Need-to-Be

A Punk ass trick that needs to get their ass kicked for saying or doing something dumb (e.g., Hoish).

Everyone has a "Need-to-Be" friend that always has something retarded to say or acts like a little bitch.

by Meretrix, Inc. March 6, 2007

needs more Auto-Tune

a valid criticism of current music that doesn't include Auto-Tune vocal effects

That Josh Groban album needs more Auto-Tune

by uncle veee February 14, 2010

Needlehead

Somebody who injects drugs into the veins and then steels people cigarettes and mobile phones

Matt Young is such a needlehead

by HOLLYWOOD HOOKER August 2, 2010

soft needs

A soft need is not a physical need, it is a emotional need.

Different people have different soft needs, some soft needs are:
1. To feel informed
2. To feel appreciated
3. To feel needed
4. To feel important
5. To feel valued
6. To feel piece of mind
7. To feel pleasure
8. To feel supported
9. To feel listened to
10. To feel confident

Bob met Chris' hard need for the report by sending it to him. However, he met his soft needs to feel confident, to feel peace of mind, and to feel important by delivering the report on time and with an explanation of the contents.

by Chrismrink January 18, 2007

we need deathstar

when a fat chick is seen, people tend to say "man the harpoons!" but when the harpoons are just too small for that, you might say "we need deathstar!"

guy1: "look at that fat broad, man the harpoons!"
guy2: "omg, we need deathstar!"

by ajs7 June 4, 2008