Taint Muffin

Someone who is being annoying and mean

Listen up you little taint muffin, you will give me your chocolate milk.

by PooBob April 17, 2021

Nut muffin

An anal creampie

—That was a good creampie.
—It wasnt a creampie, it was a nut muffin.

by BBCece July 8, 2022

shawlynn the muffin

a very cool person

person 1: "who is shawlynn the muffin?"
person 2: "oh, a very cool person."

by liaia January 16, 2022

atomic muffin

The Act of taking a weed muffin and shoving it full fisted up a person's Anus, whether it be for sexual reasons or to "get a better high".

Kendall asked her boyfriend to give her an atomic muffin so that she'd get a better high tonight.

by Maximilian_wilhoit November 7, 2022

chicken muffin

Also known in its compound-word-form, "chickenmuffin."

A Hawaiin sweet roll with popcorn chickens sandwiched inside. Tostitos nacho cheese is optional for spreading or dipping.

I think that chicken muffin I had for dinner gave me the squirts.

by ceck0face July 9, 2006

corn muffin

Corn Muffin: Word meaning white girl.

Black Girl: "Hey corn muffin!"
White Girl: "Shut up NIGGER!!"

by Fanopolis May 29, 2004

muffin the mule

a puppet character from a British children's tv programme of the 1950s

we all love muffin, muffin the mule.

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003