Monster Man

This is the description of a man who behaves like a monster and who has trouble socialising with other humans. These individuals often reside in the Midlands area of England, but are also found in towns on the North West of England.

Nigel: That guy over there looks mental, he is giving me dirty looks and is making crazy noises that are quite scary.
Paul: Watch yourself, he's a "Monster Man" so I wouldn't start anything. He will rip you in two.
Nigel: I wasn't going to.

by Paul Fleming July 11, 2006

Vagina Monster

A creature that has a voice like Samuel Jackson (mutha fucka), a bald head, a mustache, and a trident. He has lots of fangs, a beer belly, and a A-shirt with both kinds of "gravy stains." He has a chode, (definition here meaning wider than long so that it looks like some type of deformed ham) and has the asshole of a 7 year old. He has a magina on his lower belly that hangs like sleeve of wizard. He is also a lousy retard. It is unclear if this means he is bad at being retarded or just retarded to the point of inactivity.

"Dude, I think that chick gave me crabs last night!" "No, man, I think her vagina monster did one hell of a number on you!"

by Joey the fish July 7, 2008

Sauce Monster

Someone who drinks a lot.

Man, your mom is a total sauce monster!

by Kate March 2, 2004

Monster Claws

-Noun

Also known as "Monster Paws."

1.) A term coined by singer Lady GaGa after the release of her song, "Bad Romance," in which she demonstrates a Michael Jackson a la "Thriller" hand motion. It is formed by spacing the fingers apart and contorting them, as if mocking the claw of an animal, or - more fittingly - a monster.

2.) A hand sign often displayed at Lady GaGa concerts by fans in which they mirror the aforementioned action.

1.) GaGa flashes her Monster Claws when she hangs up on Beyonce in the music video for "Telephone."

2.) When she was live in Chicago, GaGa yelled at the crowd to "get those claws up, monsters! I wanna see your monster claws!"

by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010

Evil Monster Rule 364

If the target is in an area of light, the monster is not allowed to engage.

I was scared, but then I remembered evil monster rule 364 and turned on my light.

by Evilmonsterexpert December 14, 2014

Pen Monster

An invisible pen monster that steals all your office pens and then hands them out to other people round the office to chew on.

When you are on the phone and can't find your prized pen because the pen monster has eaten it.

by KimberleyLovesPenMonsters April 26, 2007

Lochness Monster

The male art of taking his flacid penis and intertwining it between each of the fingers on one hand. Thus making it look like the legendary Lochness Monster.

The Lochness Monster is a dick trick that can be performed for comical effect at parties, weddings, 90th birthdays and the such

by smithy85 December 9, 2008