rusty mitch

when you you and your buddy fuck your girlfriend in the ass, than use ur shit covered dicks to play tic tac toe on her back.

me and my buddy got my girlfriend drunk and rusty mitched her.

by 69yourmommy March 27, 2009

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The Ol' Michelin Tire Routine

The routine is a set of sexual actions performed to enhance intercourse. The routine begins with the female bending backwards and grabbing her ankles or lower legs. She then (with assistance from the male if necessary) rolls forward onto the male's erect phallus. Once the penis is thoroughly mounted the male grabs the still rolled female and proceeds to rotate her 360 degrees on his penis.

Guy1 - "DUDE! How was the date with that yoga teacher last night?"

Guy2 - "Broski, it was awesome! I gave her the Ol' Michelin Tire Routine! It was totally sweet!"

by That Guy's Mob of Cronies December 9, 2008

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Mitchells Ass

A massive ass used in action flicks as a replace ment for a trampleline, also called the enourmous gay.

It is also a real live human ass and must shit so they strape a pot to the rim of the asshole to allieviate the shit. once full it is sucked into the asshole and digested

Support the movement to clean mitchells ass by raping it so the cum will clean it.

Damn mitchells ass is dirty lets rape dat shiz.

by ajdl;fjasl April 1, 2008

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Mitch

Someone who constantly makes excuses as to why he can't go do shit with his homies. Basically a Man bitch
Hince the name

Homie-"Dude lets go sky diving!"
Mitch-"ah man idk I gotta do laundry and feed my fish"
Homie- "damn, don't me such a Mitch"

by The guy with awesome words April 28, 2014

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MichellePhan

HOTTEST and most professional makeup/skin care Youtube guru ever. Always knows what she's talking about, has good taste in legally used music, doesn't babble on for too long, has a soothing voice, and is great to look at. Made her OWN skin care line instead of taking offers of companies who wanted to create the products for her.

MichellePhan taught me these makeup techniques, but sometimes I watch just because she's so hot.

by supppppdude July 31, 2009

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Mitchell

Normally a dickhead and don’t care about anything other than hisself. Sometimes can be nice and be there but mostly chooses drugs or video games over anything and acts big when he’s not.

Person1: ‘Mitchell is so pathetic.’

Person2: ‘Tell me about it!’

by anonymous~•~ October 16, 2018

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