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the cringe people post on Facebook. they're not even real memes.
I saw some minion memes. I wanna die now
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Minimo

An economic currency value equal to what the current minimum wage per hour is where you live. One Minimo is what someone what no skills, experience, or education get paid for one hour labor. So naturally jobs that require a certain degree of skill, experience, or a certain level of education get paid a lot more than one Minimo. For example a Doctor with a PHD, internship experience, and the state licensing required will expect at least ten Mimimos per hour.

The Minimo can also be used as an economic measuring stick to compare the value of things. For example, in 1969 my parents bought a house for $20,900 when the Mimimo was $1.30. It would take 16,076.92 Minimos to purchase that property. Now the house is worth $350,000 and the Minimo is now $13. This means it would take 26,923.08 Minimos to buy that same house.

The value of workers paychecks is diminished when their income level does not keep up with increments in Minimos. Let’s say for example you started a job ten years ago when the minimum wage was $7.25 an hour for two Minimos per hour. Over the last ten years you got only 12% in pay increments which is below the inflation rate. Then somebody decides that forcing employers to pay $15 an hour will make things affordable so they raise the income of pimply faces teenage stoners. Now you are barely making one Minimo. That same worker now needs to make $30 an hour to have the same place in the economy. Otherwise, they might as well be sacking groceries at Publix.
My cheap ass employer won't give me raise as the Minimo approaches $15 to $30 or I will be making only one Minimo.
by Taekwondoka January 4, 2022
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After Joe threw back 7 or 8 captain and cokes he turned into a real Dick Minich
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tim the minion

Guy: Man, I'm starting to get tim the minion
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Guy: Yeah, wanna watch a movie?
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minigun

The characters of any GTA game can throw their back out carrying 2000 rounds of this.
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Bare Minimum Rule

When a person gets an overwhelming amount of praise for doing the bare minimum of human decency.
They definitely got covered the bare minimum rule. They didn’t say “the N word” along with the song!

She didn’t say anything about that girl’s weight! good job with the bare minimum rule.

Wow, bare minimum rule. He went to the bar and didn’t hook up with a random chick that wasn’t his girlfriend!
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minimum wage slave

someone who works very hard for very little and doesn't get much satisfaction from their job. They can't leave as they have a family to support or think that they won't be able to find a better job.
"I hate this job and I'm sick of being a minimum wage slave. Oh well, I'm going to win the lottery soon anyway."
by Paul Carey August 30, 2007
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