minecraft

pounds his meat

dang. minecraft steve is really into it

by epicroblox December 17, 2018

Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.

Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.

by Eggego September 9, 2024

Minecraft

When you buy Minecraft, you're buying pure happiness.

boi 1: omg i bought minecraft and its fucking awesome
boi 2: its a game
boi 1: an AMAZING game!

by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

Minecraft

Something you yeet into your xbox one and play for 999 hours

P1:wanna do minecraft?
P2:YAS

by Beeper849489384838 September 28, 2019

Minecraft

A sandbox game, very fun.
Placing and destroying blocks, and mining.

1. Also try Terraria.
2. Emelard... oh DIAMONDS!
3. Lets go! *press spacebar* MINECRAFTER?

by Das a lotta DAMAGE April 8, 2021

minecraft

there are many different types of players in mine craft there is the red-stone master there is the miner there is the builder and there is the hunter/warrior there is also the farmer i am the farmer

the goal in minecraft is to defeat the ender dragon and you can do many different things so i think you should download minecraft

by feesh power November 15, 2021

Minecraft

A game

Example: Minecraft is a game
Sentence: Do u play Minecraft?

by FabianNowakowski July 19, 2023