March 12

March 12 is National friend appreciation day! Or at least I'm making it friend appreciation day. Go out and have some fun with your friends! And wish me a happy birthday owo

Yo, We should go hang out. It's March 12, National Friend Appreciation day.

by mochaii November 2, 2019

march 2

national tell your crush u like them bcs u know they like you back

Alexa:omg tiffany its march 2nd im soooo telling josh i like bcs i know he likes me back!
Tiffany: there she goes again with the whole day of tell ur crush u like him/her day

by # and i oooop SKSKSKSKSKS February 28, 2020

March 8

Only the thickest of bitches are born on March 8.
And bitch, your salty af.

It's also national confess to your crush day! Go confess you low self esteem people. People born on March 8th are the happiest when they feel loved.

Person: Omg! Gavins so hot! He was born on March 8! Hes so thick...

by ?DidYouJustDoThatBro? January 20, 2021

March 13

The day of chaos / when the world fell apart

Guy 1: Is it March 13?
Guy 2: Man remember back in 2020 on March 13?

Guy 1: Worse day ever!

by Prison...Mike November 17, 2020

March 24th

People born on this day get the most head on the planet, it's been scientifically proven that in a culture of 365 guys, all girls gravitated towards the man born on March 24th.

Girl #1: Oh my God, look at that guy, must be born on March 24th.

Girl #2: I know.. I just kind of feel my self gravitating towards his cock with my mouth..

by 1 hair October 16, 2019

Fire Marshal

A man who has a unique talent for attracting, scoring, and/or fucking redheaded women (gingers). The term "fire marshal" refers to the act of putting out (satisfying) a ginger's flaming vagina (fire crotch).

John: Holy shit Brad! Isn't that the third ginger Tom has fucked this week?!

Brad: Yeah man, he's a straight up fire marshal!

by A fire marshal May 9, 2009

March 3rd

National Give ur Sweatshirt to a girl day🤩❤️

hey girl u want my sweatshirt on march 3rd

by Kylie Figga March 2, 2020