washing machine fail

when a washing machine self destructs while spinning

Are you doing washing machine fail?

washing machine fail by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

beef machine 

A big burly man who does nothing but has sex. That's all he does.

My man Brandon is a beef machine.

beef machine by Schmungle June 5, 2017

cloud machine

An ecig, the words a cloud machine describe an ecig by the clouds that come from the machine

"Yo pass us my cloud machine"

"Don't you mean ecig?"
"Same thing bro"

cloud machine by Cloudman123 October 11, 2017

Mullet machine

Any variation of the 3rd generation F body vehicle manufactured by General Motors. These are normally piloted by middle aged white dudes sporting mullets.

Sweet mullet machine! Bet you're the coolest dude in this whole trailer park.

Mullet machine by Shootermacgavin January 29, 2018

idiot machine 

Another word for "uterus"; the place where human beings—otherwise known as "idiots"—are conceived.

Bill: After the movie, do you want to come over to my place and...you know...
Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.

idiot machine by Like, An Actual Linguist May 5, 2018

thirst machine 

A fool who can’t get enough attention. Often opens up messages immediately after receipt.

This fool Felix is such a thirst machine.

thirst machine by Carlitos Jamón April 15, 2018

sex machine 

A man or women who is extremely great at sex. If you know a ‘sex machine’ you are a very lucky person and you should definitely shag them!

Omg Fred is such a sex machine!?

sex machine by imAtASleepover May 31, 2018