Internet White Knight

Someone who stands up for girls on the internet they barely know, hopefully so they can engage in sexually intercourse with them. Usually males. They are douches who can't get none in real life

Internet Forum:

xxsomegirlxx: Hay guys like my pic?? -posts pic-

dude001: No, not really, your sorta ugly

man12: wow, your pic is a myspace angle

lulzftw009: show us another at a differnet angle, PICS NAO!

WHITEKNIGHT!!: Guyys, leave her alone. She's just a girl on the internet, and your harrasing her. (the lecture will probably go for a couple paragraphs) ...so yeah, don't be so desparate.

dude12: STFU INTERNET WHITE KNIGHT.

by abstractsplash January 6, 2009

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knocked up

when a guy gets you pregnant by accident , whoopsies

felisha: man i’m feeling so sick today kylie

kylie: omg babe are you knocked up???
felisha: oh SHIT !

*dramatic head turn*

by titleofyoursextape June 17, 2019

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galloping knob rot

An amusing slang term for any of a number of venereal diseases. While the word is most commonly used in reference to gonorrhea and chlamydia, it can describe any STD other than HIV/AIDS. Also known as knob rot and crotch rot. Extreme cases may be classified as Rampant Galloping Cock Rot.

What the fuck? I bang a couple of hoes, and now I've got the galloping knob rot!

by Blackwolf Morrow August 21, 2005

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knuckle children orphanage

AKA foo-foo sock. Distiguished by its crinkled stuck-together fabric texture and usually found under the beds of adolescent males, it is the sock, or other fabric used by men to deposit the fruits of their masturbating escapades.

Johnny was horrified to walk in his room and find his knuckle children orphanage perched neatly on his pillow by his mother's cleaning efforts earlier that day. Unfortunately this was also the day that Sallie finally agreed to come home to his room after school.

by Frank C Sanchez Hungwell September 17, 2006

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