Keeping Inventory

When you're jealous of someone's wealth and keep a mental list of all of their expensive belongings.

Girl: I can't believe her. She has an iPhone 4, a 70" plasma TV, a $400 pair of shoes... Guy: Sounds like you're keeping inventory.

by Majic-Man June 4, 2011

Keep Calm And Carry On

Keep Calm and Carry On was a motivational poster produced by the British government in 1939 in preparation for World War II. The poster was intended to raise the morale of the British public, threatened with widely predicted mass air attacks on major cities.

I have a keep calm and carry on poster in my room

by HoiDAEn October 6, 2020

Difficult to keep up with

Nope you're just dumb.

Hym "Nah, it's not difficult to keep up with for me. I can actually take either side on any of the issues."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2023

keep it

it means i’m done hearing you and arguing.

Them: “I promise im not lying to you can we just talk about it”

Me: “keep it”

by ebkkjordan July 5, 2022

keep it cordial

keep it cordial means grab my ass but keep it cool like we friends and benefit the moment as a cool moment

keep it cordial when we go out

by lorendosnjd April 4, 2024

Keep your feelings in your purse

Generally used derogatorially towards women who sell their body. Her pimp will tell her to keep her feelings in her purse when she isn't focusing on making money. Rather, she is more focused on baby daddy drama or other people's business.

Stop trippin girl! We'd make better money if you'd keep your feelings in your purse.

by Kasey Jayne July 1, 2018

keep it a buck one thowie

keepin it a buck one thowie (buck 1000) is to be brutally honest with someone.

it’s like keepin it a buck fifty but more extreme.

“lemme keep it a buck one thowie rn witchu bro, this song is ass.”

by scrotumsoldier October 21, 2023