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The Jonaldthan Joke

the worst joke of all time. it’s not even a joke. popularized in the 2010’s. an American classic.
The Jonaldthan Joke is a cult american classic
by ejuuun February 10, 2020
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Joe Jonas

A man out of the pop trio 'The Jonas Brothers'. He’s starred in Camp Rock 1&2 and has voice acted for several movies. Many people think he’s a total hottie! Joe also formed band DNCE which has multi-platinum hit ‘Cake By The Ocean’. He is married to Sophie Turned.
Wow he’s definitely a Joe Jonas!
by joe adam jonas June 27, 2020
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Jan Jonáš

The most mid and annoying guy to ever live. Everything he says is bothering someone. And he also got 2 from cycle test in IT class.
Class mate 1: "Jan Jonáš isn't that annoying today"
Jonáš: "Oh really?"
Class mate 1: "I changed my mind"
by moderatelysmallman February 7, 2022
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pulling a joe jonas

Joe Jonas is always wearing to tight of pants.

James:Dude stop pulling a joe Jonas you look gay
Mark:sorry man
by Example Steve December 29, 2013
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Jonas

1. The name of some weird band which apparently a lot of girls are obsessed with.
2. A common name in Lithuania pronounce Yonas. It's the equivalent of the American name John.
3. It also stands for Java Open Application Server... or in the tech world JOnAS.
4. Not to be mistaken for Yonos which is the Serbian version of Jonas (according to Nash)
5. The name of a guy who recently moved to New York from Lithuanian, who happens to be the best boyfriend in the world and who only loves tall American girls named Erin. Is known to bring flowers when you're sad and wake up at un-godly hours of the morning just to cuddle you until it's time to go to school. He also has amazing blue eyes, and a really cool little sister named Marija.
1. Oh my god Perez Hilton loves the Jonas Brothers!!
2. Lithuanian: My name is Jonas!
American: Oh like the weezer song...
Lithuanian: No... like the name. Like Yonas, it's like John in your stupid language.
3. Oh fuck... the JOnAS is down again.
4. Nash: eh... Yonos. I have a beer for you.
Jonas: That's not my name but I will accept your beer.
5. I know he's irresistible but Jonas is all mine!
by As Tave Myliu February 18, 2008
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Jonah

Gay and ugly kid that likes to roast himself and has no friends
Jonah has no friends
by GetRektBboy April 25, 2017
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Jonas

by Jdhxbabfc May 28, 2019
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