Chad jordan

Chad jordan is one of the fattest bitches at starkville high man pulls no bitches at all and has zero game man, tried to pull my girl and i got 12 SCREENSHOTS ON THIS NIGGA BRO MAN TRIED AND FAILED that shii is crazy yk what else is neveah aslo said that shii was small.... hat shii is wild fr

chad jordan u is a bitch... lol

by urabitch101 April 3, 2023

Airhead Jordan

An increasingly popular disparaging and well-deserved nickname for the twice-failed candidate for Speaker of the House, Jim Jordan.

We like to call him ‘Shit for Brains’ but somehow ‘Airhead Jordan’ seems a little catchier.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2023

the michael jordan v2

When you are f ing a girl in the ass you pull your penis out right before you are about to blow your load and stick your tongue out and then catch it on your tongue and spit it in the girls face.

i was fucking your mom and sister and a little bit of your dad on the side(but he was pretty much just watching)when i thought of the michael jordan v2 and it was so AMAZING!!!

by PROninjaBEESH March 10, 2010

threw you a michael jordan

When the plug gives you 2.3g for 20 bucks.

White dude: Hey man can I pick up a dub?
*Hands 20 dollars
Plug: Thanks dude I threw you a Michael Jordan!
White guy: Sweet!

by trut11 April 23, 2018

grass eater jordana

teh graze eater jordana iz a grazz eater who eats its grazz in the uk and stealz jojo siwa b0wz frum tacoman. dey also eat grazz az a grazz taco while playing block game all day and den yelling at teh compooper in result teh compooper iz thrown into 69land where itz eaten, dey can b very scary balkanz edating egurlz. if u c a jordana then STOP, get sum halp.

grass eater jordana playing wif mineplex balkanz

by idkw0tmanameshouldb November 12, 2019

mikiaela (mikaela lil tay) jordan

hi lil tay. we obviously never show affection towards each other so here u go, (p.s you are very swaggy)😀

ALSO KALSL

person 1: “oya, mikaela seems cool, i want to be friend with her!”

person 2: “no, she won’t talk to you. i cant tell mikiaela (mikaela lil tay) jordan already doesn’t like you.”

by FREAKY - that one song April 15, 2021

hayley and jordan

A couple that has unconditional love for each other, once these two souls are together nothing can stop them. They love being with each other and can get lost in each other's eyes. They love watching sunsets and could care less about what others think of them, they are inseparable together and without each other, they feel empty they would drop anything if it meant they could be together in each other's arms they love being clingy and can never get bored of just sitting and admiring each other. These two are soulmates who will forever belong to each other and will never get tired of telling each other 'I love you' every single day. Every day they are grateful for each other and would do anything to make the other person feel happy, they love getting tention and giving each other tention. They fill the right side of each other

hayley: "gimme tentionnn"
jordan:"you have all my tention baby"
a form of love used by hayley and jordan

by dandelion090523 July 2, 2023