Bourbon Johnson

A Bourbon Johnson is the opposite of “Whiskey Dick”, as in dick won’t stay down

If your Bourbon Johnson lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor!

by Littleutahbird February 25, 2022

Christian Johnson

Christian is by far the finest male at Bossier High School. He’s multi talented and good at anything he does. His rap name is “Muletti” and he’s the next big thing!

Billy: Man I wish I could be Christian Johnson
Jake: ONG!

by NunButFax March 3, 2022

Visa Johnson

Visa Johnson is your mom 🤠🤠

whats your moms name? Visa Johnson

by Visa Johnson April 17, 2022

Visa johnson

Visa johnson is your mom 🤠

Whats your moms name? Visa johnson

by Visa Johnson April 17, 2022

lexie johnson

a really pretty girl with the juiciest coochie and the most delicious gorilla grip… super cool

who’s that’s girl? oh that hot chick, that’s lexie johnson

by butterballbigdick April 28, 2022

Ian Johnson's mom

The litteral hottest person on the planet

Man Ian Johnson's mom is so hot.

by Ciaran Ryan May 6, 2022

Guyia johnson

The prettiest girl in the world 🥰

Guyia Johnson is the definition of beauty

by Big shall May 9, 2022