John McCain is more like John McCane: a fiesty, old, very white guy with a chip on his shoulder and some very scarey ideas. He reminds me of my grandfather when he's off his meds.
President? No way! That ship sailed in 2000...and sunk.
President? No way! That ship sailed in 2000...and sunk.
by DK Sett July 1, 2007
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(C) a drunk koala bear that just found out it had 37 different kinds of STD's
John Madden is failing school - Mr. Meterson
But he managed to get into Harvard because he is a stellar person - Ms. Very-Sexy-Lady-With-A-Desire-To-Bang-John-Madden
But he managed to get into Harvard because he is a stellar person - Ms. Very-Sexy-Lady-With-A-Desire-To-Bang-John-Madden
by johnmaddenisme January 31, 2009
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He is missed.
He is missed.
John Bonham was the genius behind "When the Levee Breaks," "Achilles Last Stand," and "Moby Dick" (the real, live kind, not the patched-together crap on Led Zeppelin II).
by Bonzo, King of Drums December 16, 2008
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by Equestrianne December 9, 2008
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"He dressed up like a clown for them/with his face paint white and red/ and on his best behavior/ in a dark room on the bed he kissed them all"
2. A textbook serial killer that targeted young boys, luring them into his house with the false notion that he would give them drugs or alcohol.
Gacy would then proceed to violently rape and murder the boys, often using ropes and other tools to asphyxiate them.
Gacy buried 27 of his victims under the crawlspace in his house. When there was no more room, he dumped the bodies in a nearby river.
Gacy is a textbook case because he had an abusive childhood, troubles with his father, and showed no remorse for his crimes. This display of sociopathy is incredibly typical for a serial killer.
In fact, he even said "the only thing I'm guilty of is running a cemetery without a license."
It should be noted that Gacy was once photographed with first lady Rosalynn Carter after the Secret Service had given him a high-level security clearance.
Gacy's last words were "kiss my ass."
"He dressed up like a clown for them/with his face paint white and red/ and on his best behavior/ in a dark room on the bed he kissed them all"
2. A textbook serial killer that targeted young boys, luring them into his house with the false notion that he would give them drugs or alcohol.
Gacy would then proceed to violently rape and murder the boys, often using ropes and other tools to asphyxiate them.
Gacy buried 27 of his victims under the crawlspace in his house. When there was no more room, he dumped the bodies in a nearby river.
Gacy is a textbook case because he had an abusive childhood, troubles with his father, and showed no remorse for his crimes. This display of sociopathy is incredibly typical for a serial killer.
In fact, he even said "the only thing I'm guilty of is running a cemetery without a license."
It should be noted that Gacy was once photographed with first lady Rosalynn Carter after the Secret Service had given him a high-level security clearance.
Gacy's last words were "kiss my ass."
by Ross Quaine August 18, 2008
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Leo: Taylor smells like rotten cheese and tomatoes today.
Don: Yea. Kyle gave her a Rusty Papa John last night
Don: Yea. Kyle gave her a Rusty Papa John last night
by Netlion15 December 19, 2010
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