Jessica Simpson

To do, copy, and bash everything an ex-girlfriend of your boyfriend did/does like Jessica Simpson did to Carrie Underwood.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, she's such a copy cat!
Person 2: I know! She's totally Jessica Simpson-ing it!

Alternative: She's totally J.S.ing it!

by sjghazosejtog October 17, 2008

Jessica

A typically blonde, high-maintenance girl usually fairly popular for all the wrong reasons. Often nicknamed Jess, Jessie, J dawg or even try-hard slut by some. She enjoys getting into trouble and making horrible decisions to get attention from as many people as possible. She is also very over-emotional, can cry and apologize a lot and is disgusting when drunk.

"Aww man, Jessica just spewed again and now she's makin out with james!! How drunk do you get?!"

by franny69 January 1, 2012

Jessica

Are usually quiet slutty , and are known to be easily confused. Jessicas are usually very friendly with just about everyone, some times too friendly. Jessicas can come in any color pale to tan , and are very skinny. People often refer to Jessica in relation to being dumb or slutty.

Steve: Oh my god , Liz was such a hoe last night!
Matt: I know she was pulling a Jessica!

Or

Amy: I'm such a blonde today!
Gabby: Jessica moment!

by Unknown_Source_ 19 August 18, 2010

Jessica

A person with a very small ass and who want every thing to go there way

Jessica

by aeden23456789 March 6, 2017

tiphany and jessi

1. a couple of hoes that should just give up on their sad and pointless lives.
2. ones addicted to drugs, drinking, and sex. nasty, nasty sex.
3. ones who do not have minds of their own. and will sell out friends for no reason.
4. people suffering from venarial diseases
5. an insult if you are called these names

all you have to say is their names. that is enough. sad, and sadder.

by ihatethoseskanks May 13, 2004

Jessica

Jessica is a slut. she acts as if everyone loves her and all the boys want her. she gloats about how big her breast are when its all just her stuffing theem. she wears her clothes skin tight, and her down. she likes to dancce although she cant.

guy1: whoa her clothes are tight. whats her name?
guy2: jessica, she gets a round quite abit.

by invaderzimm December 8, 2010

Jessica

The biggest two-faced bitch you will ever know. She is gonna take away your friends and fuck your boyfriend. Jessica's usually have a huge ugly face and they like to suck mexican dicks. (this definition does not include Jessie's, just Jessica's)

Dude, that girl is an ugly bitch. She is such a Jessica!

by hihihhihihihihihihihihihihihih November 27, 2010