spoon full of jelly

A thick Black woman.

You walk into a club expecting to get a spoon full of jelly

by ccc77483884748 November 5, 2009

jellyfishing

When a girl takes her hand and jacks you off in a motion that resembles a jellyfish swimming.

So i was jellyfishing my boyfriend the other day until he said "Your doing it wrong, get off me slut."

by FruitLauncher December 2, 2009

PEANUT-BUTTER-JELLY-TIME

It is slang for anal sex. The peanut butter is feces, and the jelly is KY Jelly. That's why a baseball bat is mentioned.

"It's peanut-butter jelly-time, peanut-butter-jelly-time, ...peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat."

by The Tao October 24, 2008

Jelly bracelets

I dont really know why there is so much talk about these damn braclets...I really dont think that people are actually fucking because someone broke there "black braclet...well at least I didn't." Come on people get over it. My 4 year old sister has a pink one that i gave her. I really dont think that someone is going ot brake it and expect her do do something with them "and if they do I will kill them." The first one that I ever had was a black one and my dad saw it he told me that "he knew what it meant and he really didnt want me to waer it." I didnt even know what it meant "whatever." Whoever made up the "snap" game I would like to thank you because everytime some stupid horney little boy brakes my braclets...I get the chance to beat the hell out of him and tell him that he better buy me a new one or I will beat the hell out of him again. They're just braclets...I dont think that people are actually doing what they mean and if they are then they are prolly just horney and enjoy the attention. It is a "fad" it will pass and something else will take its place and then they will be trying to ban that from every school too.

boy~haha I broke your "black bracklet" now we have to fuck
~snap, crakel, pop~
boy~ouch "F@*^"
me~haha I broke you hand... now you need to get me a new braclet... oh yea don't f@7*ing mess with my braclets again....or I will brake the other hand
boy~alrigth alright...!...

by Tori July 16, 2004

grape jelly

greasy hair, love dur love, blink 182 poser, writing on pants, slurred speech, gross, brush it off, ten feet, the nastiest thing ever, get it away, GOD HELP HIM!

omg that person is sooo grape jelly.
ew, god that annoying person should date grape jelly.
YUCK RUB MY GRAPE JELLY!
i can be like grape jelly.
why dont you like me? maybe its your greasy grape jelly hair.

by lovedurlove March 24, 2007

jelly

1) When a penis is not erect. 2) A floppy dick.

"Aww, it's jelly!" - most fun to play with.

by fluffy bunny April 21, 2008

double ended jelly dong

A jelly dong which is double ended. It is used specifically to pleasure the vaginal and/or anal orifices of a lady or two ladies simultaneously. It can also be used on gay men.
The phrase is also historicaly used to make fun of the South Asian accent as they traditionally have trouble saying it.

Thats a double ended jelly dong in my sister's closet. Kumar, say it! (followed by laughter)

by Kumar Nahimaputalam July 28, 2008