Jaelen

1. When someone says something incredibly stupid.

2. Saying something incredibly dumb.

3. Degrading yourself by stating something obviously dumb.

"Man, don't be Jaelen."

"I met this one girl, she claimed she was smart but by what she said, i could tell she was jaelen."

by Deadpool May 25, 2003

Jaelyn

She is a dumb behind girl who thinks that Canada is in Europe and she also fake cuts herself

Jaelyn:omg I cut myself look

by Trippy red November 3, 2019

jaeda

jaeda pisses her pants at the ripe age of 34

jaeda : yes

by jaedaissocool February 19, 2022

Eren Jaeger

The biggest failure of a character ever created. A manchild who commited 80% omnicide under the guise of freedom and preservation of his people, but in reality it was all so he could "unite" the enemy nations and hookup with his equally poorly written half-asian step sister in the process, which he achieved neither of those goals as well.

Normie: Guts, Musashi Miyamoto, Thorfinn and Eren Jaeger are the greatest animanga protogaonists of all time.

*Dies from cringe*

by Kizutaka March 23, 2022

Five-Hour Jaegerbomb

N.) A drink to dank in shot form, consisting of: Two parts Five hour energy and three parts Jaegerbomb. After drinking the feeling of death comes over you for thirty seconds, and then the overwhelming feeling of running for five miles and puking after five feet.
V.) to five hour bomb it

Jamie- Dude, Where's Greg?
Rob- He took three five-hour jaegerbombs and immediately freaked out, he ran off about five minutes ago.
Jamie- Fuck! Get your keys we have to go get him.
Rob- Why?
Jamie- He just five hour bombed three times. The fuck do you think?
Rob- Good point.

by orchardstreetbanger September 13, 2011

dirty jaelynn

A woman with Humongous Pilar cyst In and around her crotch, causing anyone who goes down for a snack to come up with a mouth full of cottage cheese.

She had a fat ass, but when it came to eating her out, she was a dirty jaelynn!

by Missy.Lee April 2, 2020

Jaeret

Terminally single and highly unlovable male. He's a great guy, and you want to have him as a friend, but women will just walk all over him. He might have had some assemblage of self respect at some point, but it has been a long time since he's felt it.

I think Jaeret is a pretty cool guy, eh kills relationships and doesn't afraid of anything

by Farseen January 26, 2010