Take her temperature

To probe a woman with a penis, which can be done orally, anally, or vaginally.

My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.

by ckeliib June 3, 2009

pumped her up

get someone 'preg-o-not', or 'with child'

john pumped her up just before they took his money away
linda wanted him to pump her up
he knew he wouldn't pump her up, as he was dispensing 'blanks'
somebody pumped her up!

by michael foolsley August 30, 2010

Wife her up

If she cooks for you two days in a row and provides food for you to make the 3rd day. Wife her up!

I've wife her up and now I cook for her forever.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

whats-her-butt

what you call a girl when you dont know her name

Aren't you going to prom with whats-her-butt?

by Dr. MRW May 10, 2009

pressing her coconuts

when you get all up in a biddy's business like goldman sachs

I spent the better part of the night pressing her coconuts.

by Dr Mo November 24, 2009

Liked Her in Print

When you meet someone through a social networking site like Facebook, Myspace etc.. but when you meet them in person something about them makes you wanna punch them in the face.

Dave: "So dude did you finally meet face to face with that hot chic from Facebook?"
Tony: "Yeah man but she talked like Rosie Perez so I only liked her in print."

by Dawnger December 9, 2010

HER - Razorblade Romance

The early American version of H.I.M.'s album Razorblade Romance. The Band went under the name HER due to a legal battle with a chicago jam band under the name HiM. Once H.I.M. got the rights to the name this album became very rare and worth a lot of money.

(H.I.M. Fan 1) Dude I just payed $50 for HER - Razorblade Romance .
(H.I.M. Fan 2) Whoa! Thats a ton of money for a CD
(H.I.M. Fan 1) Yeah, but its rare.

by Andrulf138 March 3, 2009