Brass instrument taken up by those who wish to continue their musical studies, but have failed at playing the trumpet, trombone, or anything else metallic with a mouthpiece. French horn players are the butt of most jokes in band class, though they usually admit that "they deserve it."
Also commonly referred to as "the trumpet's ugly little brother."
Kate: "I play the French horn, which is a bad instrument."
Mr. Lange: "That's right, Katie."
although decorum dictates proper use of your vehicle's horn while navigating through traffic that steers you through many of the mornons on the road, an occasional blow at a total idiot is most satisfying.
An unfortunate encounter with any idiot driver allows you to breakhorn ettiquette and show your displeasure by honking at the offender therfore publicly commeting on his questionable heritage and intelligence.
A girl who is alwayshorny, but never seems to get it on with you or any of your friends. It's as if she just enjoys being ridiculously horny all the time.
You: Man, that girl is so horny! She's practically dripping, bro.
Your friend: Don't get too excited, she's just a hornaholic. She's not gettin with you, or me. And I'm even tall, blonde, athletic, and blue eyed.
You: Fuck.