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French Horn 

Brass instrument taken up by those who wish to continue their musical studies, but have failed at playing the trumpet, trombone, or anything else metallic with a mouthpiece. French horn players are the butt of most jokes in band class, though they usually admit that "they deserve it."

Also commonly referred to as "the trumpet's ugly little brother."
Kate: "I play the French horn, which is a bad instrument."
Mr. Lange: "That's right, Katie."
French Horn by Douglas J. January 5, 2006

horn dawg 

the word horn dawg comes from the latin word, hornh-dawg-aye which means:one who penetrates a male or female dog in the pooper.
I'm so fucking horny......... I think I'll go be a horn dawg with that huskie...
horn dawg by poo-jar-o-mally November 29, 2004

horn ettiquette 

although decorum dictates proper use of your vehicle's horn while navigating through traffic that steers you through many of the mornons on the road, an occasional blow at a total idiot is most satisfying.
An unfortunate encounter with any idiot driver allows you to break horn ettiquette and show your displeasure by honking at the offender therfore publicly commeting on his questionable heritage and intelligence.
horn ettiquette by bullet88 September 5, 2009

hornaholic 

A girl who is always horny, but never seems to get it on with you or any of your friends. It's as if she just enjoys being ridiculously horny all the time.
You: Man, that girl is so horny! She's practically dripping, bro.
Your friend: Don't get too excited, she's just a hornaholic. She's not gettin with you, or me. And I'm even tall, blonde, athletic, and blue eyed.
You: Fuck.
hornaholic by glizzle the mizzle December 23, 2009
Horn is a term used by musicians instead of the term instrument.
<musician1>Did you bring your horn?
<musician2>yeah..

or

<m1>whats up with your horn??
<m2>the electronics got fucked up.
horn by saxojon January 3, 2005
Dale my bf is a SUPER HORNBAG!!! i love you :)
hornbag by \m/ Emiloi June 6, 2004