off tha hook

A very annoying mis-hap which usually occurs in the bathroom.

"Damn my fuckin robe fell "off the hook" again!"

by Heliroo October 17, 2003

leave your phone off the hook

Mocking referral to busy cellusers

What d'ya mean, leave your phone off the hook. I bet you'll STILL get some stubborn cellers celling you!

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009

the hook

A range of sex toys, marketed by disney to Peter Pan fans.

Pedophile : Have you seen the latest model in the hook range?

by froody tree monkey December 2, 2003

The Hook

Making the form of a hook with one's index finger. This is a little piece of sign language prevalent in prisons. Basically your prison bitch uses "the hook" to latch onto your belt loop or lets "the hook" be seen so the other inmates know he is someone's bitch.

Steve Ford is showing the hook, that's because he's Tim's bitch.

by T-Bone December 3, 2003

nut-hook

Getting a fish hook stuck in your nuts

Dude u just got nut-hooked

by Nut-hook March 1, 2018

Captain Hook

A serious condition when your dick becomes disformed and is curved, usually happens to people with lisps and people with micro penises/Chodes

Also known as- Shrimp Dick Sindrom

"Hey have you seen chases Chode." says James. "Yah looks like hes got a classic Captain Hook." Says Liam "Yup its a case of Shrimp Dick Sindrom, poor kid." Says Murphy

by JiMbO SmAcK June 3, 2019

alaskan fish hook

An alsakan fish hook is when you are finger blasting a girl and she tries too pull away but you curve your finger into a hook like shape and pull her back.

I got alaskan fish hooked last night!

by Mcsnowie March 28, 2017