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Dirty Pirate Hooker

When having sex with a girl from behind you tell her you are about to cum, pull out and spit on her back. after that she will turn around and you cum in her eye, then preceed to kick her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and cover her eye with her hand.
Dude your mom was being a bitch last night so I made her into a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
by Cpt. Dirty July 4, 2009
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hooker

that hooker is you mom
by british kid September 19, 2003
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hockey

it's not just a sport...it's THE sport. Canada isn't just the only place where there are crazy people. Pittsburgh has them too...Hockey is the greatest sport in the world and there are also GORGEOUS players...
Have you seen Marc-Andre Fleury? He's such a gorgeous hockey player.
Oh yea! So is Kris Letang. Pittsburgh has sooo many hot hockey players!
by Jenna Fleury February 22, 2009
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Hockey Fest

A festival held every year over easter to celebrate hockey at folkestone hockey club.
a term used to describe elation
can be used to describe one fuck off drinking fest.
also a place where reardon got so drunk he couldnt get it up
yeee haaaaaw! Hockey Fest!

wow that was one hell of a hockey fest

wow remember hockey fest reardon?
by Alvin Simon-Theodore March 30, 2005
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hooker's ashtray

(1) "That weed you scored was dope, but it tasted like a hooker's ashtray."
by A M Cossaro September 8, 2007
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Hooker flu

Any type of cold or infection obtained from making out or sleeping with a slutty girl or guy.
I made out with her all weekend, but on Monday I woke up sick as a dog. I'm pretty sure it's the Hooker flu.
by The Ryan Richards December 16, 2008
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Hooker cooker

A hot tub, preferrably a 6 person. Used for the purpose of marinating and disinfecting such prostitutes.
That's just not cool that you're taking the credit for Hooker Cooker. #1 You could have told the true story that Mr. D told you he was planning a New Years Eve party dunking his favorites friends in his 6 person Hooker Cooker and #2 To my knowledge, you don't HAVE a Hooker Cooker!

My bad Mr. D! It was just funny as hell.
by wonhotho January 1, 2010
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