Hot Farmer

a hot farmer is a heterosexual sex technique that involves getting a girl really hot and bothered, then plowing her.

"Did you have a good time last night with your date?" "Oh yeah man she got the Hot Farmer."

by systemsengineer June 3, 2009

Poodle Farmer

Someone that sleeps with thier dog and keeps peanut butter on thier bedside table for midnight lickings.

Ohh yeahh bitch lick that peanut butter up.. soon you'll get to the creamy filling you fucking Poodle Farmer.

by iGotSunshineInaBag March 6, 2011

farmer's blow

also applies to a bloody nose.

In the middle of a football game, he got a bloody nose, so he decided to use a farmer's blow. All the blood shot out and the rest clogged up.

by blubby April 15, 2006

carpet farmer

a man who only has children of the female persuasion.

Justin is a capet farmer because his seed only grows women after a 16 year gestation period.

Thank god Dan is a carpet farmer, i can't wait for the next one to grow up.

by Michael P. Abker March 23, 2006

farter

A person who procrastinates or cannot finish a task in a timely manner. Someone who farts around.

We've been here two hours,stop being a farter and let's go!

by Alchemex May 9, 2008

Melon farmer

A female with massive boobs. most likely named Karinne/ Karen

Greg: Karen is such a melon farmer
Max: I know, her melons are huge!

Karinne is the most well known melon farmer in all of Kansas

by estythebesty November 12, 2009

dirt farmer

the worst job in the world you spend your whole day kicking the floor so dust comes up and you collect and you are paid 1p per kilogram.

'' i work on a dirtfarm all day''

by gangsta boi September 6, 2005