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Facebook Limit Rule

The rule that no person shall make more than three Facebook moves in one night. This includes status updates, comments, likes, and sharing links. A preventative measure from being one of those annoying people who doesn't shut up on Facebook.
Guy 1 - "Dude, like my status."

Guy 2 - "Sorry bro! I already commented on a status, shared a link, and liked another status. Anymore Facebook moves will make me seem annoying and addicted!"

Guy 1 - "Damn Facebook Limit Rule."
by jsea483 January 11, 2011
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facebook pussy

the attention a person (male) gets when they post a picture on facebook that attracts many women to comment on, and possibly increase the chances that a woman will sleep with you
Dude, that picture of you on the beach is gonna get you some facebook pussy
by zagsbh May 24, 2010
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Facebook Syndrome (FBS)

When your profile picture doesnt look like you, but it looks better than you actually look in real life. (Once again can also apply to myspace)

The opposite of Facebook Disease (FBD).
Guy:What about my profile picture now???
Girl:Now that's pushing it.This is straight Facebook Syndrome (FBS). You will never look like this in real life.
Guy:I HATE YOU!!!!! Who needs you anyways.
by Dough.Boy. June 15, 2008
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facebook proselytizer

noun-

One who uses facebook to convert or attempt to convert others as a proselyte in one's own religious faith or one's own political party, or to espouse one's doctrine.; One who recruits for conversion (a person) from one belief, doctrine, cause, or faith to another.; a royal douchebag; Also, especially British, face⋅book pros⋅e⋅lyt⋅iz⋅er.

verb- "facebook proselytize"
Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Monday) "Hey all of you on my friends list... Healthcare reform is bad for our country! So much for global warming?!?!? The weather is fine! We are one step closer to overturning Roe vs. Wade! Yadda, yadda, yadda..."

Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Tuesday) "Ye must be born again!"

Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Wednesday) "The governor is a scumbag for blah blah blah"

Someone sane on the facebook proselytizer's friend list- "Man, what a douche!?!? Let's see... where's that person... Ah hah! There they are." *clicks the x to remove the facebook proselytizer from friend list* "That's much better."
by TertiaryColors July 20, 2009
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facebook echo

The repeating of facebook status updates and wall posts
"Man if I see roger put carpe diem up as his facebook status I might vomit."
"Total facebook echo"
by appa momo January 5, 2010
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Facebook Official Front Page (FBOFP)

When you want to be Facebook Official (FBO) and you are sincerely in love with them and want the world of Facebook to know. Facebook Official Front Page aka FBOFP means you are wifed up
They have been dating for 3 years and he doesn't even cheat on her, no wonder they are Facebook Official Front Page (FBOFP). I bet they get married soon!
by Goooooooo July 20, 2010
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facebook mooching

An activity whereby someone goes through your facebook list and adds your friends based on your connections. This is also popular on LinkedIn and MySpace.
Jackie was facebook mooching yesterday on her laptop. Now we all have the same friends.
by Steve Guyer October 30, 2007
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