Evans opinion

Straight factual perfection

Evan: she is fat

Person1: I agree
Person2: I agree

Person3: I agree
Person4: I agree
Everyone at the same time: Evans opinion is spot on, your so cool Evan, thank you so much Evan

by Iffycreator October 30, 2019

Evan

evans are fucking cool. made fun of just for being a nice person but really fucking cool... and energetic.

"Fuck evan man. YO leave my bro Evan alone. He's cool as fuck and really nice."

by kidneybean78 May 28, 2022

Evans

To make room for some more food

I’m stuffed, I’m just going for an evans

by Evski January 13, 2021

Evan

Evan is 🧔🧘 ♀️🧗 ♀️🐴😩😩😩🥵🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩😩😩🥵🗿🔜

Holy shit evan Fournier is a bathtub

by PLAYSTATIONSTORE September 15, 2020

Evan

A whore, extremely unloyal.

“Wow he’s such a whore.”

“What an Evan.”

by DefinitelyNotBrianna January 29, 2020

Evan

A fat fucking loser who keeps trying to live his days of JV basketball.

Evan is on an amazing weight gain journey

by BibBibBob December 2, 2019

Evan

He is the best person u will ever meet.He is smart,cute nd he has a bright smile that gives u courage.He is a real friend ,always here for u.U actually love nd hate him in the same time.Good luck if u have one in ur life.U actually have good luck.

Evan is the soulmate u need ,no matter what

by Justatiredmonster November 20, 2021