Jake Evans

A montreal canadian that got hit sticked that led to being paralyzed.

Random guy: Dude that guy just got Jake Evansed
Other random guy: dude so right

by JAKEURMOMSNAKE May 03, 2022

Evan's Mom

A MILF everyone has had their turn with
See: Cum Bucket, Cum Dumpster, Slut, Whore, etc.

Person 1: I fucked Evan's Mom
Person 2: Who hasn't

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop June 01, 2022

Evan Quinn

Thou who's name is Evan, in which seven art thou favorite number, and red, blue, green, and black are the colors of choice.

My name is Evan Quinn.

by mr serious serious February 08, 2023

Evan Connelly

A very stupid and ugly fish named Jóse

Ew it’s jóse he looks live Evan Connelly

by FishNamedJóse July 16, 2019

Hadley and Evan

The most powerful couple there is out there, anyone who dares stand in their way is stomped out until they are nothing but molecules. Hadley being the looks and the smarts of the relationship while Evan is the easy going laid back funny guy. These two put together make other couples shit themselves if a couple is like a Hadley and Evan couple they're known as a Hevan couple

"Omg did you see that Hevan couple" fucken Britney

"Yes they were so hot I almost shit myself" fucken Daphney

"I wish I was a Hadley and Evan couple" fucken jaquevis

by The_dictionaryadditioner July 08, 2021

evan kek

A smoll boy that got rejected by his crush Joy. Is very horny always and is 60% gay. Is FCE partners with the legendary,mythical,magical,awesome urban dictionary word creator RCKOS.

Evan Kek: Would you date me?
Joy: I'm sorry,you're not my type
Joy: We can still be best friends right?
Evan Kek: ......

by RCKOS February 20, 2020

Evan Galant

This man actually has every damn female In harco and is hella fake because he dont even share any.

That man Evan Galant always got the girls

by Max Coldfed October 28, 2020