east carolina mudslide

As defined on Triptank, an East Carolina mudslide is when you leave the toilet lid down completely and and sit with your bare butt cheeks right flat down on top, and when you defecate, the force of the expulsion just slip-slides you all around, and you end up gliding right off the front and landing onto the floor in a big old pile of your own mess.

Senator Hume: Now, we've all heard of an upper decker, but what I like to do is an east carolina mudslide and it is disgusting. Your show is disgusting.

Steve: I don't know what's going on here.

Roy: Me neither man, but I'd vote for him in a heartbeat.

by senator hume of east carolina February 5, 2016

East harlem scholars academy

A hell hole full of wannabe’s , so many ghetto females and boys confused about their sexualities the only school with more then one wanna be dyke

Girl 1: is that East Harlem scholars academy

Girl 2: yes the school with all the dykes

by Yvtctxrrxfr January 19, 2019

east hall high

east hall high is the place where vaping and sex in the school is normal. you can never walk around without feeling threatened because everyone here is complete bitches and think they’re the shit. east hall is a place where you can’t be yourself because you will get bullied for it. this is the #1 place where there is a fight everyday and it’s basically over petty shit. there is nothing good about this school other than football, everything else sucks ass. the teachers cuss just like the students do. this school is known for people wearing airpods, and being rude just to look “cool”. east hall is overall a terrible place where kids feel miserable everyday. you can simply walk around the school and spot roaches and ants everywhere. it’s the most trashiest school and very disgusting.

student 1: what’s good about east hall high?
student 2: nothing, it’s a bad school that is only standing because of the football team. if it wasn’t for the football team, this schools high standards would be trashed.

by trashyschool April 9, 2019

Maryland's Eastern Shore

The "Cape Cod of the South," the Eastern Shore consists of several historic counties along the Chesapeake Bay that offer a variety of cultural, recreational and relaxing opportunities. Property investors predict it will become the new Nantucket within the decade.

Person 1: So where are you spending your summer?
Person 2: Our new house on Maryland's Eastern Shore...Nantucket is so last year.

by BB29 August 17, 2006

East Greenbush Central School District

Quite possibly the dumbest school district ever, EGCSD has hired some of the most professional teachers and bus drivers. Sexual encounters, touching students in gym class, writing derogatory statements about your boss in shit on the bathroom wall, and numerous teachers doing anything but teach are just a few examples of the fine professional staff. This disease ridden place is notable for the H1N1 outbreak that caused 500+ students to stay home sick on a single day. This is called the H1NFUN outbreak because of the joy that seeing kids sick brought to teachers. Mostly known as that place JWOWW went to. Studies have shown scumbags outnumber everyone else 10 to 1 at Columbia High School which is home to what is quite possibly the worst football team ever. If you were to ask if the football team won their most recent game you would be laughed at for asking such a dumb question. On St Patricks Day shirts are sold that say "Kiss me I'm from Columbia" unfortunately due to false advertising these shirts were supposed to say "Kiss me I have Herpes" the corrected shirts have not yet been made available so beware. This school is also known for poorly named policies such as Operation Electric Thunder which of course was a dismal failure. Not to be outdone by teachers and administrators getting pregnant each class has about 5 people who pollute the gene pool of upstate NY. The school’s dress code is hardly ever followed because teachers enjoy looking at the students dressed like sluts.

Administrator- "I would like nothing more than to remove you from the cafeteria in handcuffs"
primarily because handcuffs are highly erotic

Administrator in response to H1N1- "Wash your hands daily and sneeze into your armpit."

"East Greenbush Central School District, Land of the scumbags" -student

by CHS is full of scummers May 30, 2011

elastic asshole

The rectum of a female or even male that has been fucked roughly or "slammed" so many times that it is totally reamed out at a much larger size that it can stretch to anytime, at will. Making it useful for quick anal action with absolutely no effort.

I'm going over to Sally's house tonight because I heard that bitch has an elastic asshole.

by Jack Adick January 6, 2005

East Bumfuck

parking too damn far away from where you need to be

by Anonymous July 2, 2003