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Edward

Although his political and social opinions are rather questionable, this puny little turd never fails to get a laugh out of his peers (and piss off Matey!).
No Edward, I do not care about Biden
by gammell December 4, 2021
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Edward

An Edward is a person who will change your life forever with their wit, humor and soft-natured personality. They are generally a person who lurks in the background and swoop in to save the day. An Edward makes an especially good father, as they have a heart of gold and tend to put their children first.

Edwards are commodities, like gold and silver.

Get yourself an Edward. They are great!
An Edward swoops in to save the day.
by TheFriendlyg1rl July 17, 2022
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Edward Queef

The nickname for someone who is really short and really pale
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Edward

Anyone named Edward are very good looking and get hella bitches, they always have a good personality and a ginormous dick
by Giantman June 13, 2022
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Edward Furlong

Edward Walter Furlong (born August 2, 1977) is an American actor most known for playing the young John Connor in Terminator 2: Judgment Day. He's starred in various films over the years. He's also abused various drugs over the years. Nowadays he is working on his sobriety, only using vapes and Redbull to supplement the hard drugs.
Guy 1: Dude what ever happened to Edward Furlong?

Guy 2: oh dude he's sober now! I don't know if he's doing any film stuff right now but he's sober!
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Trudy Edwards

A woman with a fat ass and huge mommy milkers. A MILF.
You see that girl. She is such a Trudy Edwards.
by vgbvyhbhys June 22, 2022
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Edward

The best kid in school, and very tall and athletic. Not to be confused the Eric, Edward is much cooler.
That Edward is so cool!
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