cuck(ed)

cock fucked; fucked over; treated in a bad or unfair way, may be used while playing video games or irl

(whilst playing game) dammit you just cuck(ed) me!

by Mikayla’s trash March 22, 2019

Jepsen-ed

When you hear the annoyingly catchy tune of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe', and it's stuck in your head for the rest of the day/week/month/year/life.

A person who has been Jepsen-ed may experience irritability, nausea, and discomfort. Look out for sure signs of the afflicted humming the tune. If you don't run, you'll be the next victim.

Stu -- "Dude, what's up with Carl? He's been really grouchy and he's been complaining of nausea and pain.

Dude -- "Our buddy Carl was Jepsen-ed and he may never be the same."
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* guy hears a girl singing 'Call Me Maybe' whilst walking down the street*
Guy -- "Stand back, foul creature! I will not be Jepsen-ed!!"

by RayneBeau November 5, 2012

sesame-ed

adjective

when one is made ill from consuming to sesame seeds and/or sesame seed products due to an allergic reaction to them.

allergy food allergy

I ate at a Thai restaurant the other day and felt really sick afterwards. I knew I had been sesame-ed.

by iamsocrates September 19, 2016

Edding's Disorder

Spending so much time with a hot girl that she begins to repulse you. The opposite of Proximity Theory.

Roxanne is really p*ssing me off at work, it's a shame because she's hot. Total Edding's Disorder taking effect there!

by DAO1428 October 23, 2013

ed daffern

Ed dafferns always have a milf of a mum called Bridget who has huge hoggers and loves young meat. Ed dafferns are always convicted nonces who have huge muscles and no hair.

Jhee Ed daffern get away from the primary school and put on a top I can see ur muscles and huge cock

by Lewis brown October 31, 2020

ED

Code word for eating disorder. If you don't know it, you don't have an ed.

"I've relapsed in my ed"
"My ed wants me too.."
"ED's are not something to gloat about; if you have had one you don't want to talk about it"

by EDawareness April 6, 2021

michelangelo-ed

When a male who has a semi erect penis brings the tip to his sexual partners index finger, said partners index finger then touches the tip. After this the male roles his foreskin over the sexual partners index finger, creating a foreskin engulfed finger. This creates a holy like moment between both parties that resembles the michelangelo painting.

last night Hannah and I michelangelo-ed for the first time, it was truly a bonding moment

by inDev_ April 4, 2021