drunk laundry

the act of completing something mildly productive while wasted

Mandy had way too much of things and ended up home early on Friday. Instead of wasting time online posting nonsense and feeling like her life was trash, she did some drunk laundry and Saturday morning seemed more promising

by von groovy March 8, 2019

Foundation drunk

There are levels to being drunk and to be Foundation drunk is to ascend to another plane of being turnt.

Named for the now-defunct Foundation Nightclub in Seattle's Belltown neighborhood.

"Dude, I heard last weekend was lit. How sloshed were you?"
"Bruh, you don't know the half of it. I was goddamn Foundation drunk."

"Bro. 😯"

by mlgucci August 31, 2019

Drunk Cyclist

Drunk Cyclists are the Raddest of all the cyclists. They belive in drinking really shitty beer and doing Whisky Yoga. You can spot them wearing DC Dagger Jerseys and flipping off dicks on Specialized Ebikes.

Hey Brah! Did you see that that Drunk Cyclist guy Shotgun a beer while riding his Mountain Bike!

by Air_Wolf January 17, 2018

Suzi drunk

A level of drunkness achieved only by the skilled and the few. Suzi drunkness is defined by the ability to successfully move an entire group whilst maintaining an air of calm and tranquility.

I was totally Suzi drunk last night.

She was so Suzi drunk, she looked effortless.

by Tinkerbell1902 December 4, 2018

tongue drunk

In essence, a combination of "cotton mouth" or drying of the mouth and tongue and a lingering flavor/odor of alcohol that can't be eliminated with mints, mouthwash or tooth brushing as the result of drinking. Usually accompanied with a hangover.

My wife complains about good morning kisses whenever I'm tongue drunk.

by Pkbah November 2, 2018

submarine drunk

When you get so drunk you flood all or a portion of your dwelling.

I got submarine drunk and now I have to replace the ceiling in the apartment below me.

by MarcDemo June 12, 2018

Submarine Drunk

When you get so drunk you flood your dwelling.

1) I got submarine drunk on Friday, and now I have to pay to replace the ceiling in the apartment below mine.
2) Careful about getting SubMarine Drunk. That's how Whitney Houston died.

by MarcDemo June 12, 2018