drunk funk

Drinking so much to avoid depression that you get depressed about how much you're drinking.

Ever since that 1st adoption class they make you take, I've been in a drunk funk

by JimHolt April 09, 2017

Drunk Walrus

A walrus that broke into a wine cellar, and drank everything. Caution, they are very dangerous. Charjabugs are better.

There's a drunk walrus. Go near him. (cruel joke)

by CharjabugGD March 08, 2017

punk drunk

A state achieved by getting drunk as fuck and doing adderall so you can drink more. While in this state, you feel the compulsive need to fight people, break shit and listen to loud music.

I drank a 12 pack, did some shots and blew some speed at this house party. I was so punk drunk i wanted to smash everything in the fucking house and fight dudes.

by anon2320 January 22, 2014

Fish Drunk

When you are so drunk that when attempting to have sex, you fail to make proper thrust movements and just wiggle and flop. Like a fish on dry land.

My boyfriend got fish drunk last night, it was so embarrassing...

by Drifter766 April 19, 2015

drunk say

when sum1 is totally wasted and starts rambling or making hilarious confessions. similiar to a drunk dice

Girl: I love you
Guy: youre totally wasted
girl: this isnt a drunk say!
guy: sure

by Grant the lurker June 23, 2007

j drunk

When you drink way too much way too fast

Oh man, I drank a case of beer in 4 hours, I was j drunk.

by tyd May 24, 2015

lounge drunk

achieving a state of inebriation that is pleasant, without becoming drunk, for many hours while in a club or a lounge. Also stated as running a good buzz.

So there we were, chillin on a rooftop downtown yesterday getting lounge drunk and smoking blunts.

by spissatus May 31, 2011