Double Solitaire

When you masturbate once, then immediately masturbate again with the other hand.

My blind date didn't end well, so I went home and gave myself a double solitaire.

by Guest53472 July 1, 2016

Double affair

When someone cheats on their boyfriend / girlfriend / fiancé / fiancée / husband / wife with someone who is also in a relationship or married.

Hanna: my ex had a double affair, he cheated on me with his cousin’s fiancée.
Kate: maybe if you would’ve given him head, he wouldn’t have cheated on you.

by nutella137 October 11, 2020

Double-Dashing

When two gay men have intercourse, the top climaxes, and the two immediately switch and repeat the procedure but the top as the bottom and vise versa

named after mariokart double dash, in which two characters will switch from being in the front of the kart to the back

Dude, i was totally double-dashing kevin last night

by gay b word April 19, 2019

double rummage

When you're so obese that you have to rummage for a rummage.

Rosanne's night was only complete when Dan disappeared for Friday Night Football and she mustered the strength for a double rummage.

by Nathaliege June 10, 2020

Double Dactyl

When there are 2 girls performing the pterodactyl on 6 different guys.

Did you guys see Tara and Christie last night? They were double dactyling! It was so intense. All the way. 6 guys and 2 girls.

by JarethCutestory September 1, 2010

Double Captain

Pouring a bowl of Captain Crunch cereal, and instead of milk, you pour Captain Morgan to create a true breakfast of champions.

Me and my friend totally went double captain this morning.

by D.Asian January 26, 2012

Double Bitch

A son of a bitch who is also themselves a bitch.

I went to the grocery store and this guy took the last box of lucky charms right as I began to reach for them. We locked eyes and he basically ran away. He didn't even have the balls to apologize. What a double bitch.

by Gatocatchumalos September 5, 2017