Out of control, freshly showered, relaxed and saggy junk used to torment wife or significant other before they have a chance to enjoy their morning coffee.
Best hidden under your towel or robe, or while hiding around the corner in the nude after emerging from your morning shower.
When your wife/other emerges groggy eyed and tired from bed, this is the prime time to attack them with your Moose-Donkey.
Swing it around, flash it at them, threaten them with it, etc... Just keep repeating "Moose-Donkey" while you torment your half alert victim.
Best hidden under your towel or robe, or while hiding around the corner in the nude after emerging from your morning shower.
When your wife/other emerges groggy eyed and tired from bed, this is the prime time to attack them with your Moose-Donkey.
Swing it around, flash it at them, threaten them with it, etc... Just keep repeating "Moose-Donkey" while you torment your half alert victim.
The old lady was brewing a pot of coffee this morning when I came running into the kitchen in my towel, tossed it to the floor, and tormented her with the almighty Moose-Donkey.
by RIGHTWINGJOE April 22, 2011
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Get the Donkey Dock mug.When you are having doggie-style sex with a girl and you pull out and stick it in her ass. When she turns around in suprise, you punch her in the face!
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man that bitch got donkey punched then he bit off her ear
yes the donkey was a girl
man that bitch got donkey punched then he bit off her ear
yes the donkey was a girl
by t-radical squared May 13, 2005
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What an ACTUAL Donkey Punch is, is a punch delivered to a woman’s ass during intercourse. It's like spanking a woman's butt, but with a closed fist instead of an open hand.
What an ACTUAL Donkey Punch is, is a punch delivered to a woman’s ass during intercourse. It's like spanking a woman's butt, but with a closed fist instead of an open hand.
Woman: (Squirms in her chair)
Man: Are you alright, honey?
Woman: No. That Donkey Punch from last night was too hard. MY ass still hurts.
Man: I'm sorry. let me get you an ice pack, and I'll be a lot more gentler to your ass next time.
Man: Are you alright, honey?
Woman: No. That Donkey Punch from last night was too hard. MY ass still hurts.
Man: I'm sorry. let me get you an ice pack, and I'll be a lot more gentler to your ass next time.
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